Lightbulb Jokes

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many verthanthis does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: well, depending on how much indie-cred In a Lightbulb has, verthanthi might want to screw all of them, especially if it's an obscure japanese pop band fronted by a pair of female vocalists

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many vykromonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: just one. when vyk tells us all about In a Lightbulb, they get picked up by a major label and their indie cred is gone

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many troll kings does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: just one, but by the time he's done explaining it, we'll all feel a little stupider

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many wadi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb

I noticed how if you arbitrarily re-arrange the letters in the answer to this post, you get lots of racist words. Consider this your warning. - wadi

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many dangergirls does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: three. one to break it, one to fire the recently hired, qualified electrician, and one to finally fix it herself

[ZeUs!!]

How many ex-Beatles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many forum admins does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: well, i dunno, but they sure did a good job at screwing sarien

[Pandagirl!]

Jerome, you're my hero

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many zeus's does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: depends, in northern english slang that means "to have sex with a female of promiscuous background" and in southern, it means "a drink made 50/50 with everclear and urine". ideally, two, but would they want to do either?

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many pallies does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: 9. one to make a thread proclaiming superiority in the "3d light-emanating devices skill", three to dress up as swedish electricians and make a video, four to actually screw it in, and one to "think up something funny for pearl jam to say"

[Scurvy]

how many jeromes to screw in a lightbulb

none, he's in the dark with panda hiding from all the mortal enemies he just made

[Rab]

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw Scurvy

just 1 coz lightbulb pwns noobs

[DoTheFandango]

How many Conservatives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

At least 10. 7 to say that the light bulb has been there from the start, 2 to say that gay marriage caused the light bulb to blow out in the first place, and one to try to have sex with the socket.

[Scurvy]

How many DTF's does it take to screw in the lightbulb?

Three, one to do it, one to google other bad lightbulb jokes, and one to make the old lightbulb his avatar.

How many DTFs does it take to write an original joke?
the world may never know.

[DoTheFandango]

The Vegan joke is a classic, and the Republican joke was made ad hoc after I read PHs comment.

Continuing on the jokes:

How many Jeromes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
According to a three-second search on Wikipedia, just one.

How many Moneys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, he can't afford electricity.