Three Wishes

[D1st0rt]

1) To not fail calculus final tonight
2) To not fail computer science final tomorrow
3) To not fail statics final tomorrow night

In hours I've spent 3 of the last 5 days studying

[Facetious]

uh

[Bioture]

For the love of God please stop wasting your life worrying about me

[Facetious]

what

[Bioture]

Geekbot said the same thing in a manner in which it was a joke. You said it like you thought you were a fucking genius for realizing it. I'm sorry, I'm not a douche to everyone, just people that I find obnoxious as all hell.

Squeez: Ignoring me would include not saying things like that for the purposes of me reading them.

Yes thats precisely how I wanted it to be read. And no, -I'm- sorry that you weren't smart enough to figure that part out.

And yes I'm obnoxious, if you say I am.

Wait, did I ever tell you that your dissatisfication with me, from wherever you got it, is incredibly amusing? I thought I'd give you a heads up.

[Pummel]

1. money
2. health
3. wishes 1&2 doesn't backfire

(like my friends dies and I get all his money)

(like my friend dies, and I get all his stds)

[Nickname]

3. Making Goddess quit one day. (even though this is more of a personal goal then a wish.)

We all wish you luck.

1. i wish i was a little bit taller
2. i wish i was a baller
3. i wish i had a girl who looked good (i would call her)

I know stompa quoted this already, but I didn't notice. Zeebu ftw.

[Galleleo]

If I had unlimited money I wouldn't go and buy 20 houses a day and flood the market with it. More like Face said, if I had the kind of money Bill Gates has I would never have to worry about anything and I could have what I want.

[Facetious]

I wasn't correcting anyone.

"You're" just as smart as I am. If not more so.

Oh wait, nevermind, you're a douche. Is that "passive-aggressive" enough for you?

Geekbot said the same thing in a manner in which it was a joke. You said it like you thought you were a fucking genius for realizing it. I'm sorry, I'm not a douche to everyone, just people that I find obnoxious as all hell.

Squeez: Ignoring me would include not saying things like that for the purposes of me reading them.

[Squeezer]

Ignore Face, he thinks he's impressing us all with his cunt-like attitude.

[Bioture]

WE STAND CORRECTED! UR SO SMART!

I wasn't correcting anyone.

"You're" just as smart as I am. If not more so.

Oh wait, nevermind, you're a douche. Is that "passive-aggressive" enough for you?

[Squeezer]

You fools! What have you done?! You'll destroy the market economy!

And watch us all give a shit.

[geekbot]

. An infinite supply of money

3. unlimited money

1) Unlimited money (with this I'm pretty much set)

You fools! What have you done?! You'll destroy the market economy!

[Jerome Scuggs]

WE STAND CORRECTED! UR SO SMART!

I think what people meant was "essentially unlimited money." At least I know that's what I meant. I wasn't planning on giving hundreds of billions of dollars to everyone I meet, just having everything I want. Bill Gates has more than enough money for me to have everything I want, and he doesn't completely destroy the economy.

nah dude i could spend 80 billion in one day and still want more, i mean, alot more (assuming the average 18-year-old asian female in good health runs for a good $5,000 or so)

[Facetious]

The unlimited money thing wouldn't really work out, since currency has to come from somewhere. If you had an unlimited amount, it would no longer have any value.

I think there was an episode of hyperinflation where the government just printed zeroes on the money:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation

soon enough people would rather take your clothes and leave your cash.

WE STAND CORRECTED! UR SO SMART!

I think what people meant was "essentially unlimited money." At least I know that's what I meant. I wasn't planning on giving hundreds of billions of dollars to everyone I meet, just having everything I want. Bill Gates has more than enough money for me to have everything I want, and he doesn't completely destroy the economy.