Three Wishes

[phata$$]

1. A Pizza
2. A Sundae
3. A Pizza-Sundae

[Scurvy]

so i have like 24 hours to not shit and see a lot of tits.

[Jerome Scuggs]

change #3 to "send terminator to kill Scurvy, Sr. to atdi never breaks up"

[Scurvy]

(after jerome finishes)

1. atdi breaks up
2. not to ever have to poop again
3. x ray vision

[Jerome Scuggs]

1. atdi reunion
2. atdi reunion + jerome scuggs as "that guy who's in the band and listed on album cover but really just sort of goofs around and gets the ladies"
3. the free market

[Aquatiq]

If you were told you could make three wishes and they would all come true, what would YOU wish for? (Aside from more wishes)

1. Friends to stay friends no matter what.
2. Unlimited natural resources.
3. All my clothes to have that nice warm "Freshly done laundry" feel at all times.