Three Wishes

[Aquatiq]

like if i fly through a load off migrating ducks etc...

lol :grin:

[Pressure Drop]

hmm either

1) end world inequality i.e. everyone is born equal no matter where they live or what race they are or who their parents are (that would certainly shake things up)
2) end to human corruption/selfishness/ evil?
3) have educated scientists in charge of collective world targets on important things for the future like , carbon emmisions, fishing, usage off limited natural resources etc...


or if i'm in a selfish mood

1) be supreme leader of the world beloved by ALL
2) decide when i want to die with no crippling/ill health affects off nature
3) ability to fly at any speed i want not limited by the laws of physics , i.e. the speed of light stuff or indeed g forces killing me due to mad accelerative manoeuvres or small shit ripping through me at wild speeds like if i fly through a load off migrating ducks etc... maybe i mean flying invincibility?

[Stompa]

1. more wishes
2. .....
3. .....

[Squeezer]

1. Live the College lifestyle without the classes (Van Wilder style)
2. Have infinite amount of money to rule the world with.
3. I dunno...A Pepporoni Pizza from Little Caesars sounds good right now.

You ever heard the joke about the 3 wishes and the racist?

Well....There's a black guy, a Mexican guy, and a white guy who all come upon a magic lamp one day. They rub it, and a genie comes out to tell them they each have one wish. Well, the black guy goes first, and he wishes that all his people be sent back to Africa where they live a carefree life of luxury and love. The genie grants the wish, and poof! The black man disappears. Next, the Mexican guy says he wishes for the same thing, except he wishes all Mexicans be sent back to Mexico with all the wealth the Africans got. The Genie grants his wish, and Poof! He disappears. The Genie then turns to the white man and says, "what is your wish?" The white man contemplates for a second, then says, "You mean to tell me that all the blacks and latinos are out of America?" The genie nods, to which the white man replies, "Oh....I'll just have a coke then."

[Spider]

Darn, I was hoping I was one of your three wishes. *WINK* Heehee. Anyway..

1) COLORADO (Or Vancouver) vs OTTAWA STANLEY CUP FINAL $$$

2) Stephane Dion for Prime Minister!

3) The gf and myself succeed in school so I eventually become wealthy enough to afford a plasma screen (wish 3 - plasma screen)

[Bioture]

1) Everyone would be as beautiful as they are on the inside (like shallow hal)
2) That I would still retain my regular good looks because wish #1 might change that.
3) Give me some money. Enough to pay off the insurgents in Iraq.

[Dameon Angell]

Lol, like Twisted Metal...

Calypso> What's your wish?
Hammerhead> We wanna fly!
Calypso> Your wish is .. granted.
*The Hammerhead twins fly off the edge of the building flapping their arms and fall KERSPLAT on the asphalt, dead*
Calypso> Aww .. now, what am I gonna do with these plane tickets?

[freddie]

1. money
2. health
3. wishes 1&2 doesn't backfire

(like my friends dies and I get all his money)

[SEAL]

First wish would be to undo all previous wishes.
Second wish would be to obtain Superhuman abilities. (such as superman has... and Krypton doesn't excists so im not gonna get sick of a piece of rock)
Third wish would be that noone can do wishes after me again.

There, thread is finished.

That pretty much puts me in a very interesting position.

[Galleleo]

1: Unlimited Money
2: Eradicate std's
3: Eradicate nuclear weapons

With my unlimited money I'll be able to live the life I want and still be able to help charities a lot.

[scumbag]

1) Immortality
2) Ressurect all the greatest modern musicians for one big gig
3) Complete and unconditional access to the Delorean from Back to the Furure

[Facetious]

1) Unlimited money (with this I'm pretty much set)
2) Make everyone on earth extremely attractive according to my standards
3) Eliminate STDs

[duel pasta]

1. Fuck My new girlfriend
2. Fuck my new girlfriend even harder
3. unlimited money & fuck my girlfriend more and harder

[Jacklyn]

1. Everyone is happy and healthy
2. Winning Jackpot xD
3. Get to lvl 120 before december ends

YAY!:wub:

[Dameon Angell]

1. The power to teleport anywhere, anytime.
2. An infinite supply of money
3. And I would go "Moderate World Peace". Cause, if there was world peace, we'd die of overpopulation and a lack of resources. So, I would just say "No world war/cold war type things"