Christmas presents for females

[Squeezer]

I have always wondered how to do the fandango. Perhaps I shall learn.

Or you could just smoke some weed and eat that girl's chocolates instead.


It's a wonder how I still have a gf.

[D1st0rt]

Jeenyuss, did you know your signature is the perfect length to fit in one line on my screen?

[Cops]

Beauty products for your girlfriend, not that it's implying something.

A big hamper of different products like creams, bath salts, manicure sets and the like should go down quite well. Problem is you have to brave walking into a beauty shop. Just ask an assistant for ideas for things you can get your girlfriend, they should be helpful and should be able to help you find your girlfriend something really good since they know what girls like more than us guys do.

never, ever, buy beauty products for your girlfriend, chances are she's tried everything and knows what she does and doesn't like. Perfume is an iffy, if you're out with your girl and she tries something on and likes it then write that shit down asap.

[Cops]

ok, so i want to buy candles / oils. best place to do so?

Green Earth, not sure if they're in America. You can usually go to Green Earth and get your girlfriend just about anything in the store and she'll most likely like it.

[Cops]

I bought the ex girlfriend pajamas and a locket last year, the pajamas cost me $20 at la senza and the locket cost me around 60 from metalsmith's. I'm kind of caught in a difficult situation of not knowing what to get my girlfriend for Christmas, she refuses to tell me what she wants because she gets mad when I spend money on her. She's an awesome girl and I'd like to do something really nice for her, maybe go to a hotel or something in early January. I literally have to sneak money into her purse when she makes a fuss about me spending money. I've gotten several hints that she went out and spent several hundred dollars on an acoustic bass for me, I don't just want to pull out a pair of pajamas and some oils when she hands me over a bass I'll feel like a smelly cunt.

[Cops]

Jewelery is fail safe as Fit said but depending on your relationship length you might be shooting yourself in the foot, I got the ex a locket and she secretly freaked out about it and ended up cheating on me two to three days later. I'm not saying if you buy a girl jewelery she'll cheat on you but some girls think it's a serious move, especially if you buy rings, never buy rings, and if you do explain the reason why you bought it... make sure you say something along the lines of "this is not a promise ring".

[Xog]

http://www.cafepress.com/pallies_basing.12195603 for her!

i just bought myself a christmas present:

Qty. Item Description Price Discount Total
1 Pallies/Diso Rivalry Shirt (pallies_basing) - Size: 2X-Large (+$3.00) (direct print) $16.99 $0.00 $16.99
1 White mans' sun monitoring device (pallies_basing) $10.99 $0.00 $10.99
1 Fuck Time Revolution Long Sleeve Cloak (pallies_basing) - Size: 3X-Large (+$3.00) - Color: White (direct print) $21.99 $0.00 $21.99
Subtotal $49.97
Shipping and Handling $5.00
Sales Tax
Tax for CA and KY shipping destinations only $0.00
TOTAL $54.97

[Vykromond]

cops, you need an edit button

[Pure_Luck]

Does she have any favorite candys?

[royCE]

buying my girl some Guess sweater, with heels and a gold/silver bracelet

[Cops]

I'd say three posts in a row is acceptable I was pushing the limits hitting four.

We're not buying each other presents instead we decided that we're going to Niagara Falls for a few days :]

[Cylor]

How about some cocaine?

Yay!

[AFPilot]

Dump her. Get back together after Christmas.

[Material Girl]

A charmbracelet... Nobody ever wears them, but every girl requires one.

[Fit of Rage]

Jewelery is fail safe as Fit said but depending on your relationship length you might be shooting yourself in the foot, I got the ex a locket and she secretly freaked out about it and ended up cheating on me two to three days later. I'm not saying if you buy a girl jewelery she'll cheat on you but some girls think it's a serious move, especially if you buy rings, never buy rings, and if you do explain the reason why you bought it... make sure you say something along the lines of "this is not a promise ring".

I've had that happen before. I think jewelry shopping should always be based on the state of your relationship, as to whether or not it would even be appropriate.