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  • #31
    Originally posted by Reaver View Post
    This is a slightly out of the ordinary gift, probably better for your girlfriend

    http://www.shotglasschess.com/
    that looks so fucking fun, rofl try for a game 2 see if you can comprehend after the 1st, best idea ever. i want one for xmas
    Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself

    1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
    1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole



    Evasive <E> wtf
    Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
    caco <ER>> )Oo
    caco <ER>> bot thief!
    caco <ER>> duel me for it
    Evasive <E> no!
    Cigarettes> wunderbar?

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    • #32
      this is important: how old are they?
      TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
      TelCat> hoes get paid :(
      TelCat> i dont

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      • #33
        Throughout time, there’s been
        crimes, throughout our history
        But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
        Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
        Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

        Come on my countrymen
        Come on and take a stand
        Don’t let ‘em take away your land

        the Wenger bus is coming
        and all the kids are running
        from London to Manchester
        cos he's a child molester

        fuck islam

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        • #34
          Originally posted by eehh View Post
          never fails, great gift

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          • #35
            Find out where they get their nails done and or hair and get them a gift certificate for these. Or as Fit of Rage mentioned, get a gift certificate for a spa.

            Of course with the gift certificate, you can put a basket together with items like scented candles, bath oils....whatever.
            May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Reaver View Post
              This is a slightly out of the ordinary gift, probably better for your girlfriend

              http://www.shotglasschess.com/
              I got this last year from my sister :P

              edit:> I still haven't opened it.

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              • #37
                I got these for a chick:



                Not just one, either, like 30.
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #38
                  After xmas she ain't just a chick... she'll be a FAT CHICK!
                  -Kawrae

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
                    ok, so i want to buy candles / oils. best place to do so?
                    Smoke shops/head shops.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Kawrae View Post
                      After xmas she ain't just a chick... she'll be a FAT CHICK!
                      That was my plan.
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Nethila View Post
                        a purse is always nice, tho you kinda have to know which kind they like
                        Haha, I see youre taking hints from fbz for your shopping. What's next - cash on birthdays?
                        Last edited by Izor; 12-10-2006, 07:19 PM.
                        I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
                        I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                          That was my plan.
                          Oh i see!.. what do you mean.. "was my plan". Did she find it out or something?
                          -Kawrae

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                          • #43
                            I don't know, it just sounded right. Jesus, get off my back. I don't actually plan to get her fat, she just likes those chocolates.
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                              That was my plan.
                              HE COMMANDS YOU TO DO THE FANDANGO. EVERYONE MUST DO THE FANDANGO OR ELSE!!!!f
                              Originally posted by turmio
                              jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                              Originally posted by grand
                              I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                                HE COMMANDS YOU TO DO THE FANDANGO. EVERYONE MUST DO THE FANDANGO OR ELSE!!!!f
                                I have always wondered how to do the fandango. Perhaps I shall learn.
                                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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