Another Pussy Thread

[applecheek]

Wrong kind of pussy you idiot, we are talking about cats.. sick fuck, you should get banned.

kthx is trying to be a smartass... this thread is in the wrong area. This is non-related TW topic.

[Ikrit]

The Porch Cat
This is usually a Black Cat that you found living in an alley eating garbage, felt sorry for, and brought home to give it something to eat. The Porch Cat will sit around all day begging you for anything and try to get inside any chance it gets. Never let The Porch Cat in your house or you may come home to things missing or broken every day.

[kthx]

The Dirty Cat

You bend down to kiss your cat and then all the sudden a horrible smell reaches your nose, you back away, scared. The best thing to do about a dirty or stinky cat, is to give it a bath, if the cat still smells after you give it a bath you might need to call a veteranarian.

[Pummel]

The emoticon cat

This cat is only available on the internet

:cat:

[Kim]

Moved to Useless Crap

[Voth]

Guys.. we are talking about cats here, please take your racist, sexist, and other offensive comments away from this legitmate post about everyones favorite animal, the cat.

BTW Killer Soldier, I used to have a big cat myself, it died recently, I sure do miss goddess.

You obviously didn't have her reproductive abilities taken away.

[Rudy]

Attention!

Hello.
I'm going to be an intolerable bastard today.
Anyone who has posted in this thread and has mentioned the word pussy has 24 hours as of now to replace it with either cat or feline or be warned for reposting a deleted thread. If you fail to do so due to extenuating circumstances such as not reading this little notice; stiff shit, you bought it upon yourself.
Doesn't take a fucking genius to see the underlying connotations here and if you want to play these smartass games, then you'll have to play one of my own.

[D1st0rt]

Rudy is no cat

[PH]

[Ikrit]

The Sandy Pussy

This pussy loves to play in the sand. The sand will usually cause the pussy to be irritated all of the time and will bite and scratch you if you do not do everything it wants.

Hello.
I'm going to be an intolerable bastard today.
Anyone who has posted in this thread and has mentioned the word pussy has 24 hours as of now to replace it with either cat or feline or be warned for reposting a deleted thread. If you fail to do so due to extenuating circumstances such as not reading this little notice; stiff shit, you bought it upon yourself.
Doesn't take a fucking genius to see the underlying connotations here and if you want to play these smartass games, then you'll have to play one of my own.

[Edify]

That one doesn't even make sense. If it loves to play in the sand why would the sand irritate it?! Try harder!

[Rhino_haha]

Sometimes I like to be a rebel too

[Xog]

The Rudy Cat

When you rub it really hard it will start to hiss and spit at you.

[Zerzera]

-nevermind-

[Xog]

stop talking into that mirror, you're freakin us out talking to yourself