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    WHEN CAN I HAVE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:

    -DR PEPPER
    -CIGARETTE
    -SOFT TOUCH OF A WOMAN (ON ANY BODY PART)

    seriously i have not had any of the three in the last 24 hours and i'm about to go fucking nuts

    tbh, the post-operative junk said nothing about cigarettes, but it did say drinking from a straw would potentially open up blood clots, and i assume tobacco's gotta be reaaalll good for mouth wounds anyways
    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

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  • #2
    my wisdom teeth removal went so well i had a steak dinner the same day. it was super sweet.
    jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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    • #3
      I think I can keep mine
      You ate some priest porridge

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      • #4
        I had to eat shit like applesauce and pudding for a few days after I got mine taken out. You're just SOL in regards to ciggs, if I were you I'd wait at least a week, week and a half before trying those.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
          I had to eat shit like applesauce and pudding for a few days after I got mine taken out
          Ah man that's awesome I fucking love apple sauce. I think mine won't need to come out, I had braces a few years ago and maybe they corrected my teeth to allow for the wisdom teeth to grow through, because there seem to be no problems with them yet.

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          • #6
            how old are you? Alot of people I've talked to got theirs out between 18 and 23.

            yea some people don't need them to come out, and I think some even get them out as late as in their 30's, although it's not as common.
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jason View Post
              my wisdom teeth removal went so well i had a steak dinner the same day. it was super sweet.
              i woke up this morning and felt righty as rain until i started moving my mouth, once i got the blood moving my jaw now hurts like FUCK
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              • #8
                I don't remember much about what I drank or eat after I had 2 of my teeth removed.. all I remember is I tired myself out so much that I just took the painkillers and slept the whole day, then took some more painkillers.
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                • #9
                  i think i posted my wisdom teeth experience a while ago...its miserable. i guess just sick it out and DO NOT USE A STRAW! shit...i got a 'dry socket' and my incision filled with puss, so my dentist had to drain it (in my mouth) and restitch it and give me some special mouthwash to rinse with every couple hours. yech. plus it takes an extra week or so to recover, if you get one. lay low for as long as it takes

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                  • #10
                    yeah.

                    i havent used a straw, but sometimes saliva/blood fills up in my mouth and i sort of suck it all back to swallow it... would that fuck up the blood clots and lead to a dry socket?
                    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

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                    • #11
                      well i thought i was doing fine, then i got one. i guess i'm not the guy to ask

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                      • #12
                        i remember drooling globs of blood but not realizing i was drooling on myself because of the anesthesia.

                        Laughing gas was great though!
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                        • #13
                          Don't do ANYTHING to fuck with those blood clots, because then you'll go through the entire thing all over again. It's pretty simple, don't use any sucking motion (like a straw) or eat anything hard and sticky like taffy that could rip them out. Trust me, my sister got Dry Socket and it was hell.
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                          • #14
                            follow the guidelines they gave you, you'll be fine. Not too hard of a concept. I think we can all go without a cigarette for more than 2weeks if needed. Don't use a straw, would be a real idiodic thing to do..just have some soup, bread, eggs. Try not to laugh either hehehehohohohohahahahahlololololol.
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                            • #15
                              rofl to be off topic, my buddy took a bong hit the next day after getting wisdom teeth pulled. it was kinda badass the whole bong turned red

                              sucked 4 him though

                              as far as a cigarette, rip the filter off for less resistance so u dont rly have to suck hard. worked fine for alotta ppl i know.
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