All this religious talk

[A I]

Disturbing

On the good side heaven I never knew there were any christians in TW. I have always stood up for what i believe here no matter what the other insecure pottymouths have to say!

Jesus is God

Everyone will be judged and either sent to Heaven or Hell

[ZeUs!!]

Judged by Dumbledore, that is

[HeavenSent]

Judged by Dumbledore, that is

.. must be you because you're the only Dumbledore judging here.

[ZeUs!!]

You take that back you big meanie

[schope]

[Galleleo]

Potterism is a way of life, you either believe and be able to go to platform 9 and 3/4th.. or you don't and you get stuck on the normal platforms.

[Bioture]

I smelled shit after the "has really gotten me thinking." part.

[Toasty]

Surrender your will to Allah.

[Ivan]

fuck u schope!

[Money]

its ok guys

I'm the paladin of the forums now, I've come to save all the damned

Penetrate shall penetrate the depths of hell like a holy sword of aweosme

i see LB finally came out of the closet. gratz

[Pummel]

I woke up saturday mornin', with a beer in my hand
Looked to my left, and sawwwww a man!!
he was buttnaked, not even underpants
I walked over to him,he was holdin some plants
NOT ORDINARY plants, OH NO
But marijuana plants

JESUUUUSSSSS
WHY U SMOKINN THAT SHIITTT
ITTSSS BADDD FOR UUUUU
AND U WOONNTTT GETTT TITS
OHH JEEESSUUSSS
WHY DOOO YOU RUIIIN YOUUURR LIFE
I KNOW YOU'RE HAVE TROUBLES
AND ITSSS ALLL A BIG STRIIIFEE

Now jesus, I want you to listen well
or you might be just sent to hell
stop smoking that shit
I beg of you
it'll turn out green
in your poo


JESUUUUSSSSS
WHY U SMOKINN THAT SHIITTT
ITTSSS BADDD FOR UUUUU
AND U WOONNTTT GETTT TITS
OHH JEEESSUUSSS
WHY DOOO YOU RUIIIN YOUUURR LIFE
I KNOW YOU'RE HAVE TROUBLES
AND ITSSS ALLL A BIG STRIIIFEE

[Salubrious]

and after a few nights I gave my only christian friend a call (it was late but he understood) and we talked for about an hour about Jesus and his message.

Ignominy> hey wanna come over for a cup of coffee?
Ignominy's friend> it's 2 am.
Ignominy> if you know what I mean
Ignominy's friend> hmmm?
Ignominy> *winks*
Ignominy's friend> I'LL BE RIGHT THERE

Tsk, Catholics

[Ignominy]

HOW DOES ONE WINK OVER THE PHONE?!?

[Galleleo]

To wink over the phone, one presses: star94657star.

Ow and salu, that white text is not hidden on the DG Theme 1.

[Salubrious]

HOW DOES ONE WINK OVER THE PHONE?!?

PRAISE THE LORD 'TWAS A MIRACLE!!