Sex Story Time

[Nickname]

i have a... painful memory that if i'm feeling comfortable enough i might share later on.

if it's as bad as mine, i'll throw mine out there.

[Zeebu]

NN, did you accidentally get your redwings

[PolluX]

if it's as bad as mine, i'll throw mine out there.

nickname shemale... omg that rhymes!

[Nickname]

NN, did you accidentally get your redwings

I have no idea what the means, but if it means what I think it does, I fully admit to having had them for a few years.

[MirrorriM]

Facetious:"I made a mistake in CLOSING the thread that LB posted, I should have left it open to allow people to discuss with me why I deleted the story. Also, I didn't have to delete the WHOLE story, maybe I should have just edited out the gross part and said "...the chick ends up being a dude - Facetious" but I didn't really think the story would have had any value at that point, so I just deleted the whole thing, and maybe I shouldn't have. For those things, I apologize. If you want to discuss things like that, I'm all ears. Still, this just is not the place to repost sex stories of random strangers."



Finally I read something before it got deleted! So annoying reading everyone's reactions and not being able to see/read what caused them. That was an awesome story LB.

[Pummel]

It seems that you haven't read the good book, brother



As the paladin of TW it is my sacred duty to enlighten and guide the lost, the wretched. Never fear brother, as long as I am here to teach you and help you along the path to the light, you will not falter or succumb to hell and evil.

Fear me, but follow

[Voth]

This Is A Sex Story Thread

Take Your Debate About Internet Forum Power Elsewhere

[Voth]

Why Wont It Let Me Type In Caps Wtf

[Facetious]

The sex stories were over anyway.

[Jeenyuss]

I have no idea what the means, but if it means what I think it does, I fully admit to having had them for a few years.

eating a girl out while she's havin' her period.

if it's as bad as mine, i'll throw mine out there.

probably not, but take one for the team n' go ahead with tellin it. at least you don't know anybody on this forum in real life.

anyway the night started with my girlfriend just finishing her sat's (in canada it's optional and she took them because she was planning on going to the states for school), so we decided to get high. we meet up with my other friend and he's got some weed so we get a can, crack a hole in it, n get goin. after a tiny bit of not really feelin it my girlfriend and i decide to go to the convenience store where my other friend works. on the way there, i realize that i am absolutely cooked and going to a convenience store for an hour or so is probably not a good idea because i'm going to end up buying way too much food. this was the case. after about an hour or so of eating candy and drinking slurpees we decide to go fool around in the backseat of her car. we pull over to a school parking lot (it was about midnight) which seemed to not be very active. we make out for a bit and hey, she decides to give me a handjob, she didn't have lotion or anything in her purse though.

40 minutes of painful pleasure later my dick isn't feeling so great i'm thinking that fooling around while absolutely cooked wasn't the best idea. i stop her for a sec, forty minutes of hand pumping and quite a few hoots was enough to get her pretty tired, and ask her if she's sure there isn't anything lotion-like. she says, no, pauses, OH WAIT! i've got hand sanitizer somewhere. i just wanted to get it over with so i say, great, get it. she gets it and starts going back at it.

this is where painful pleasure turned into excruciatingly painful FIRE emmanating from my cock. at first it was cool, then since my dick was already roughed up the alcohol in the hand sanitizer didn't help the cuts out too much. maybe i should've thought about that first. oh right, i was high. i ended up not finishing because, y'know, it hurt to even think of touching my dick. it burned for about 2 or 3 days later and even after that... it was pretty ugly.

ech.

[Liquid Blue]

someone needs to have a wacky ass sex story that involves a baby panda, some tacos and 20 pounds of turkey bacon

[Noah]

Not really embaressing, since it happened with my current girlfriend.

When I go out to get _Drunk_, I have a habbit of ordering 3 tequila shots, and a whiskey glass. I pour the tequila in the glass, and get a 1.2 cl shot of tequila. Needless to say, this fucks you up.
After getting drunk to the limit where you can't talk or walk anymore, my girl had enough and dragged me home. Still FUBAR when we hit the bed, I manige to say "I'm going to fuck untill your tits fall off", or something like that. After about 2 seconds of sex, I fall asleep, inside her, and I had my senior ALL in. She had problems getting me out.

I got a sad sex story regarding a threesome as well.

[PolluX]

^ That happened to me too. It's not that bad, except that your gf is mad for a few days.

short one no details cuz i gtg.

Once I had a threesome and suddenly the boyfriend (who was my flatmate) of one of the girls enters the room. He asks if he can join and his gf said no.
Sex stopped there and I locked myself in the bathroom for 2 hours.

[Zeebu]

along those lines. was shitfaced in college and a girl and i were messin around in my room on the couch. i got her shirt off and she got my weiner out and started fiddlin with it. i pretty much immediately passed out. weiner out and probably still a hand on her boobies. she kindly put me away and slept there on the couch with me.

on a side note: she just got engaged to another guy that was in my fraternity. congrats to her

[Hero*]

to jeen: why didnt she just suck ur dick for a bit to get it wet?