Sex Story Time

[Facetious]

It would make my day (my week if it was a good story) to read a Vyk sex story.

[Money]

OMFG SiNCE NN WONT SHARE IT DELETE THIS THREAD! IT IS A WASTE :<

[Epinephrine]

Or spit on her hands/your dick.

That wouldn't stop him from potentially getting genital herpes, although I guess the chances are somewhat lower.

[cowPope]

a while back.. the first time i almost had my first time. that in intself is an embarassing story, almost.

anyway, i'm with my gf of a month and i talked her into letting me come over because she was gonna be home alone for a few hours. i got there and started immediately, i wasn't wasting time with it. well, we get naked nice a slow, sorta wearing on my patience but i figured what's 10 minutes gonna hurt. apparently, a certain condom fell out of my pocket as the pants went off, and found itself a cozy spot underneath the couch i was givin her oral on. as i reach for my pants to get the condom, i realize: IT'S FUCKING GONE. here i am, virgin as can be, bout to get laid and whoops, no rubber. i laughed it off like i had sex all the time and ended up finding the condom when we got dressed (fuck). took another 2 months to get her alone again, but it worked out in the end.

[PolluX]

Maybe the rubber was gay and jumped out of your pants. Ever stopped to think about that?

[MirrorriM]

Maybe the rubber was gay and jumped out of your pants. Ever stopped to think about that?

hahaha

[cowPope]

Maybe the rubber was gay and jumped out of your pants. Ever stopped to think about that?

that might explain the aftertaste..

[Ekko]

So I went to grab my now ex-bfs weiner whilst making out on his bed and he turns to the side preventing me from doing so. I let it go but was a bit confused maybe even a little hurt I mean he was the slut with countless sexual partners and I was the innocent virgin, also I was much more attractive. WHY WOULD HE STOP ME?

The next day on msn HE brings it up and tells me the reason is because he thinks he has an STD... turned out to be genital warts.

So the story went from embarassing to okay but wtf he had an STD, never date skanks.

[Money]

wow, i DEFINATELY would have shared that story lmao....
u may look better than him...but to get some homo with an std u need to be pretty low or....his standards are extremely low

[xquisite]

ekko, plz dont tell me that ur ex bf was an indian, because having 1 indian gay in the world is enough thx

[Scurvy]

wtf

ekko is gay or female, i cant tell because i'm drunk. either way, genital warts is not worth it, so gg. dont get thewarts, ima go llook a porn, kbye.

[Money]

IM DRINK TOO :d


DRUNK*

[Ignominy]

Nickname milking this thread, hurry up. Or did I miss it? WHO KNOWS

[cowPope]

nickname is a baby back bitch. let's hear it sonny.

[Ekko]

ekko, plz dont tell me that ur ex bf was an indian, because having 1 indian gay in the world is enough thx

he wasn't, I know a few gay indians..

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Indian_r...rits_gay_scion

ugly homo indian prince.

Money I didn't know he had an std when we got together lol =P and according to tv commercials 75% of canadians will get the HPV virus which causes genital warts in their lifetimes.

I won't.