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Tonight, Paradise's parents caught him viewing gay porn.
This is a very sad story but confirms everything we thought.. Paradise likes bum sex and long walks on the beech with his 'signifigant other'
It all began when Paradise was horny this evening. He went on the internet and viewed 2 men getting their groove on. During this paradise's parents were in the room and saw it. The confusion on their faces, paradise tried to spin doctor it and said it was a popup (does anyone else get the irony?). Paradise's parents, not retarded, saw through the cover up. To protect against future episodes of horniness his computer will be removed from his room and he is grounded. That means no gettin' high this weekend d00d.
Moral of the story: Don't watch gay porn with your parents in the room.
This is a very sad story but confirms everything we thought.. Paradise likes bum sex and long walks on the beech with his 'signifigant other'
It all began when Paradise was horny this evening. He went on the internet and viewed 2 men getting their groove on. During this paradise's parents were in the room and saw it. The confusion on their faces, paradise tried to spin doctor it and said it was a popup (does anyone else get the irony?). Paradise's parents, not retarded, saw through the cover up. To protect against future episodes of horniness his computer will be removed from his room and he is grounded. That means no gettin' high this weekend d00d.
Moral of the story: Don't watch gay porn with your parents in the room.
aradise> yeah 
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