The Porn Thread

[Nickname]

panda never turned me down.

[Liquid Blue]

I was riding home from a store today on the bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we we're at a bus stop, a girl started screaming her head off at the back of the bus and pointing out the window, as soon as I looked I saw 3 guys. One on the ground, bleeding everywhere, and saying "Please, I didn't mean it" over and over, one with a baseball bat, and one standing there yelling at the man on the ground. As soon as they realized there was a whole bus of people staring at them, the man who was yelling took a gun out and shot the man on the ground in the head. The bus instantly went up in screams, and the two men got in a car and sped away. As the bus driver radioed in for help, a third of the bus was screaming, a third calling 911 and the other third (including me) just staring silently.

Eventually they let us leave the scene after getting statements, and I finally got home around 2pm. When I came home I was visibly shaken, and I told my mom what I had just seen. Then all of a sudden my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

[Vykromond]

Early candidate for post of the year?

[paradise!]

I bet it was Panda turning him down that made him gay.

And what are you doing with a Mizuno bag?

squad you, and im gonna beat ur ass with it..now what bitch?????????

[ZeUs!!]

I was riding home from a store today on the bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we we're at a bus stop, a girl started screaming her head off at the back of the bus and pointing out the window, as soon as I looked I saw 3 guys. One on the ground, bleeding everywhere, and saying "Please, I didn't mean it" over and over, one with a baseball bat, and one standing there yelling at the man on the ground. As soon as they realized there was a whole bus of people staring at them, the man who was yelling took a gun out and shot the man on the ground in the head. The bus instantly went up in screams, and the two men got in a car and sped away. As the bus driver radioed in for help, a third of the bus was screaming, a third calling 911 and the other third (including me) just staring silently.

Eventually they let us leave the scene after getting statements, and I finally got home around 2pm. When I came home I was visibly shaken, and I told my mom what I had just seen. Then all of a sudden my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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[Money]

I bet it was Panda turning him down that made him gay.

And what are you doing with a Mizuno bag?

is that what made u gay? :<

[Money]

Reposted in all the forums I frequent (two)

lmfao hes gay tho, but it was funny, hes still gay tho :>

[Liquid Blue]

sounds like big bad money has a closet obsession with gay people

surprise surprise!

[Galleleo]

squad you, and im gonna beat ur ass with it..now what bitch?????????

Squad me? You were pming half the squad to put you up the poll thingy for Ash because you want in Ash. What do you mean squad me?

And mizuno is one of the most horrible brands in golf, not as bad as ping, but still.

[Nickname]

I was riding home from a store today on the bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we we're at a bus stop, a girl started screaming her head off at the back of the bus and pointing out the window, as soon as I looked I saw 3 guys. One on the ground, bleeding everywhere, and saying "Please, I didn't mean it" over and over, one with a baseball bat, and one standing there yelling at the man on the ground. As soon as they realized there was a whole bus of people staring at them, the man who was yelling took a gun out and shot the man on the ground in the head. The bus instantly went up in screams, and the two men got in a car and sped away. As the bus driver radioed in for help, a third of the bus was screaming, a third calling 911 and the other third (including me) just staring silently.

Eventually they let us leave the scene after getting statements, and I finally got home around 2pm. When I came home I was visibly shaken, and I told my mom what I had just seen. Then all of a sudden my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

I know ZeUs!! quoted this, i don't care, i'm doing it too. Fucking Hilarious. Furthermore, I flat out state that I tottaly swallowed (i'd say fell for it, but this is a paradise is gay thread, and when in rome) hook line and sinker. You had me buddy, you had me.

[paradise!]

Squad me? You were pming half the squad to put you up the poll thingy for Ash because you want in Ash. What do you mean squad me?

And mizuno is one of the most horrible brands in golf, not as bad as ping, but still.

1. ur a fukin loser
2. i asked u to put a poll on ash for me, whats this me asking half the ash squad 3. i like mizuno becuz its probably the best foreign brand outside the us, and i use it and im successful with it

[Sarien]

Goddamned Golf Hooligans gonna start a riot again.

[Galleleo]

I know of at least 4 others you pmed to put up a poll. So you want to be in Ash, so again, what is with the .?squad me?

And come play me sometime, I'll show you how worthless Mizuno is.

[paradise!]

LOLLLLLLL please, i have more spin control w/mizuno for the mp-30 on my sand wedge than wilson ping or nikes newer models. Also, for my distance irons i have naturally grown into the club face, and i hit the ball squarely id say 95% of the time. I have demo'd the newest mx series irons but i found no real difference, just a bit better accuracy then thats it.

and again btw i pmed flared and u.
now how can this begging if i merely said put up a poll for me in ash. hmm think about it.

[ZeUs!!]

Are we talking about Paradise Persia?