The Porn Thread

[Nickname]

there stealing liquid blue's thunder.

[Vykromond]

I was riding home from a store today on the bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we we're at a bus stop, a girl started screaming her head off at the back of the bus and pointing out the window, as soon as I looked I saw 3 guys. One on the ground, bleeding everywhere, and saying "Please, I didn't mean it" over and over, one with a baseball bat, and one standing there yelling at the man on the ground. As soon as they realized there was a whole bus of people staring at them, the man who was yelling took a gun out and shot the man on the ground in the head. The bus instantly went up in screams, and the two men got in a car and sped away. As the bus driver radioed in for help, a third of the bus was screaming, a third calling 911 and the other third (including me) just staring silently.

Eventually they let us leave the scene after getting statements, and I finally got home around 2pm. When I came home I was visibly shaken, and I told my mom what I had just seen. Then all of a sudden my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

You stole this from some other forum : (

[Galleleo]

I don't play ping, wilson or nike, cause it's shite. I play the only true innovative brand, TaylorMade. You can say what you want but Taylormade comes up with it, the rest just copies it. Play a 67 on Furry Creek, then come talk to me.

[Vykromond]

now thats disturbing, but seriously tho, im honestly not gay.

[Pummel]

LOL

[Voth]

The fact that Para had the pornography on his screen for long enough that his mom could walk in and realize it was on his screen shows me that he was at least interested in watching it.

[Liquid Blue]

You stole this from some other forum : (

hello, welcome to the internet

may i take your jacket?

[Nickname]

LIQUID BLUE IS THE LEROY JENKINS OF SUBSPACE!

Tell everyone, Noone is safe from this Paladin of Light!


(Go read OOTS and see what happens to Paladins)

[nester22]

thats gotta blow man

[PolluX]

I always put Gayporn on the desktop of my roommates. Anyone can give me some programms so it won't be ez for them to remove it. I had one but after a few days they found out it was a programm that kept the image as their desktop.

Anyway what I would like to say to this thread (I don't know the whole story about paradise and why everyone is being so annoying to him...) is:
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GAYPORN RULEZ!

tHANk you for reading <3

[Sleuth]

Lol It Really Happened?