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The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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Guess you and Bilbo have more in common than you thought.Originally posted by Liquid Blue View PostI remember looking at a girls rump in third grade, I am all that is man
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Around 5th grade i think.Comment
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7:Warcraft> Why don't white people hit their kids anymore?
Duel Pasta> great
Duel Pasta> I spilled juice on my face
Tower> NATIONAL WEED YOUR GARDEN DAY
TWLB Champion Season 12
TWLJ Champion Season 11
TWLB All-Star Season 10
Best undeserved TWL title winner in Trench Wars historyComment
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I know right, 3rd grade rump hasn't let me down since that dayOriginally posted by Squeezer View PostMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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carpe diemComment
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Even babies have boners. I'm not sure if they classify as real boners or just erections though, since they're pretty involuntary and not the result of anything sexual.6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off
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lol get a life u loser. dont see how u connect jerking it to being gay, only with u can u connect it with gay sex. so please lets grow up.Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Postso the topic title talks about jerking off, yet you keep calling others in the title gay...sounds like you're projecting your repressed homosexual urges onto the forum community
"guys let's talk about when we first jacked off...I did it during a buffy episode...that vamp guy angel is so hot...but buffy was on screen too when I was rubbin one out, so that's not gay right? Guys you don't take me seriously, stop being so gay "4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
4:BigKing> xDComment
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I'm interested in stories of your cock, please tell me moreMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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hm... first boner? way before i can remember, probably when i was like 3? first jerk? 7th grade. it was funny cause i didnt know what it was and i thought it was bad for me and kept on trying to stop but couldnt -_-
and honestly, this thread isnt that gay. the people who called it so should look into the psychological principle of projection.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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[x] delivers5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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