Is Britney Spears

[ZeUs!!]

a) a radical feminist unshackling herself from the chains of modern society
b) blind drunk
c) seeking advice from the wrong people
d) having an extremely drawn out and public nervous breakdown
e) really that desperate for publicity (it works)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6372623.stm

[Nickname]

all but A, for sure.


Long Live Shinaed! (spl?)

[ZeUs!!]

Long Live Shinaed! (spl?)

f) hitting on one of the chili peppers

[DoTheFandango]

She wants to be the next Anna Nicole.

[Troll King]

ABC news' web site has photos of her shaving her head.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...2885048&page=1

[Subjugation]

Maybe she's become a Shaolin Monk?

[Squeezer]

Or maybe she can't accept the fact that no one gives a fuck about her, and that the only way she can hold onto those last few minutes of fame is to marry some loser, show her cooter off while she parties, and shave her head.

[Edify]

past her prime and can't take it, that's all.

[PolluX]

oh baby baby how was I supposed to know :turned:

[Troll King]

I made a bet with a friend a few years back that Christina Aguilera would eventually have a much better, longer career than Britney. I didn't think I would win that bet so soon.

[Doc Flabby]

Or maybe she can't accept the fact that no one gives a fuck about her, and that the only way she can hold onto those last few minutes of fame is to marry some loser, show her cooter off while she parties, and shave her head.

The problem is she's had two babies

who the fuck wants to see here "cooter" after that.

[Material Girl]

I read about this in the paper today and I could hardly believe it.

What an atrocity!!!!!!

[Ward]

Natalie Portman looks HOT with her head shaven, but Spears looks disgusting.

[Jeenyuss]

i'd still bang her.

[Xog]

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/6155/britneyjj5.jpg