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  • #31
    Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
    Guys, guys chill. She's just telling a fishing story. We've all done it. Give her a break, and chill the fuck out.

    It's not like the amount of alcohol she drank actually got you guys laid, or get you an eHighfive.
    I was just relating a story that never turned out good for me on doing less amount of shots and beers she supposedly drank (and she turned out alright)

    Have to agree with Voth (cough) for once and say she is lying. LYING I SAY RAWR!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Voth View Post
      pandagirl did that with her ridiculous stories, anyone who wouldn't call a bitch on that shit is a foo
      Anyone who doesn't know that Pandagirl doesn't just LOVE to discuss a) her dating status, b) her virginity, c) her religion, or d) anything else hasn't been here very long. Pandagirl can't help being a teenaged girl. If you guys wanted to, you could not bait her into talking about such uninteresting (in my personal opinion) things. It's not her fault, it's your fault.

      Overall, though, there's no point in saying you'll "never" do something. I find that people who say they are never are going to do things are more likely to do them then people who say "I probably won't." When I was in high school, I said I would NEVER smoke weed. Definitely did. When I first smoked weed I said I would NEVER do any harder drugs. When I first tried mushrooms I said "I'll probably stick to natural substances" and, interestingly enough, I have. If I were you, Panda, I'd keep in mind that the reason everyone is so adamant that you are going to have sex and get drunk all the time in college is because we all know a TON of girls like you who said the exact same things youre saying right now and then ended up being huge coke sluts or whatever. Basically, the stricter the limits you put on yourself, the greater the chance you'll break the promise you've made to yourself, and once you do that, it's a slippery slope.
      5:gen> man
      5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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      • #33
        Well, I don't know. I've known girls that have said things like "omg I had like 15 shots" and 10 of them were cherry pucker and 5 were something else ridiculous. Slippery nipples, boone's farm. Whatever. If we're talking hard liquor, yeah, dead.

        When I turned 21 (which seems like a century ago at this point) I made it to 17 shots after having 2 beers. And I threw up in the street, in the parking lot of my house, in my bed...and the next morning on my way to class on campus in front of everyone (why did I try to go to class?).
        PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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        • #34
          I love that I started a thread without starting one.

          Is Tone awesome or what?
          Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Saturn V View Post
            I love that I started a thread without starting one.

            Is Tone awesome or what?
            `-'_'
            SEE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WIT YOU WHITE MUHFUCKAS, YA'LL ALWAYS TRYNA -FORCE A MOTHAFUCKA TO DO SOMETHIN- YA'LL ALWAYS TRYNA FORCE A MUHFUCKA TO SEE SHIT YOUR WAY.
            AND IT BACKFIYAHS. EVERY. FUCKIN. TIME.

            o// REVERE ILYAZ, JASON & GRAN \\o

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            • #36
              I'd like to thank Face for helping prevent my topic from being derailed.

              Here's an e-jackoff ticket for you buddy, redeemable the next time I log into SS

              :wub:
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                Well I only got really plastered on one birthday, which was my last one, when I turned 17.
                too old for me.
                offline during quicksand's victory in twld which made us the first squad to have an undefeated TWL season while winning every game 4v5.

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                • #38
                  wow you guys laid (ho ho ho) into her kinda hard, don't you think? It's pretty simple to know that she clearly doesn't know how much she had, as at that point in time, being 6'6" and a good 220 lbs and irish (that makes me a professional drinker, you're all still ont he amateur circuit) I wouldn't remember how many I had at that point either. More often than not, you get stories from yuor buddies saying how much you had, and heres a shocker, there drunk too, so the numbers get inflated. Would she be dead from that much? Well maybe, maybe. She'd definatly have alcohol poisoning and NOT key word here NOT be fine. We're talking throwing up for a full day (24 hours) or a stomache pump or something.


                  But with that being said, hasn't everybody seen that one guy, who everything just clicked for, and should have been killed, but wasn't? I had two full bottles of scotch a few may 24s ago in like a couple hours period (i'm not sure how many, but between 3-5 sounds about right) and was so hammered I don't remember any of the Fireworks...the one that went on for 45 minutes....5 feet from me....while I was standing and awake, if not leaning on two of my friends pretty hardcore.

                  I've seen a guy drink more shots than I can count (literally, he bought the tray, finished it, and bought another. Celebrating his Fiancee getting kicked to his curb) Now I may be stupid, but it was a huge number, over 35-40, and he probably should have been hospitalized but wasn't, and aside from a lot of vomit, was ok.

                  All In all she probably had a few beers (or waters, she is american) and a lot of girly shots, that taste like apples or rasberries and are like 50% cherry juice and 50% cooler, for like a 1% alcohol rating.



                  " Originally Posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                  From what I remember I had 3-4 beers, 17 shots, a few jello shots, and a two story beer bong. This was in a span of like 3 hours, and let's remember the fact that I'm pretty little."

                  what is that really? 1-2 beers, 10 shots, a shooter, and a two story beer bong that misser her mouth, and went almost interly on the ground///her clothes (thats why she was nekkid come morning)

                  Oh and if i'm going to way in on the getting laid thing, yeah, she'll probably lose it before marriage, but never say never. I remember when I was like 13, I saw one of my buddies who was so drugged out, he didn't even know where he was, and I thought to myself 'weed parties suck, keggers don't -- maybe it's because beer makes you fun, and weed makes you boring'. So I swore i'd never get into drugs, and I never have, almost a decade later, but yeah, for every me theres some guy in a ditch with the suringe (wow that can't be spelt right... ) still in his arm.
                  The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                  Originally posted by Richard Creager
                  All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                  • #39
                    Which thread is this that Face says is interesting? I just skip the ones with "college" in the title since I moused over that one by DTF and the first line was like O NOEZ YALE REJECTED ME = ( = (
                    Originally posted by Ward
                    OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                    • #40
                      I meant no disrespect. Some words of wisdom for Panda, though: you're more than your virtue.

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                      • #41
                        Wait, DTF defending pandagirl?

                        Everyone start praising Jesus, it's the apocalypse.
                        5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                        5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                        5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                        1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                        1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                        • #42
                          Oh Kookie it's syringe*
                          Originally posted by Ward
                          OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                            fifty bucks it's someone from subspace to pop her cherry.
                            if i hit it who gets the money?

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Nickname View Post
                              wow you guys laid (ho ho ho) into her kinda hard, don't you think? It's pretty simple to know that she clearly doesn't know how much she had, as at that point in time, being 6'6" and a good 220 lbs and irish (that makes me a professional drinker, you're all still ont he amateur circuit) I wouldn't remember how many I had at that point either. More often than not, you get stories from yuor buddies saying how much you had, and heres a shocker, there drunk too, so the numbers get inflated. Would she be dead from that much? Well maybe, maybe. She'd definatly have alcohol poisoning and NOT key word here NOT be fine. We're talking throwing up for a full day (24 hours) or a stomache pump or something.
                              Yea, I was told that I had that much. I honestly don't remember after a certain point. So I wasn't meaning to lie - I was just repeating what they had told me.

                              All that I remember doing is the beers, the beer bong, and 6 shots and the jello shots. After that it's pretty much black. I wasn't meaning to exaggarate my story in any way, it's just the fact that I wasn't in any state to remember what I'd had.

                              EDIT: And yes, probably some of the shots I had were girly shots. I did do a few tequila shots, but I had some apple vodka or something or another too.
                              Pandagirl!

                              (ph)>12 is just right

                              In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                              1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                              1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                              1:Chao <ER>> at all
                              1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                              1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                              Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                              Chao <ER> - hero

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                              • #45
                                Whenever I've discussed with Panda, she's been cool to me.

                                Talk about the thread-maker here. (Whoever made it)

                                EDIT: Stop being so obsessed over her!
                                Last edited by Shadowmere; 02-27-2007, 08:13 AM. Reason: You
                                3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
                                3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
                                3:i.d.> da fk is that?
                                3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
                                3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
                                3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
                                3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
                                3:Shadowmere> LOL
                                3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...

                                Best> I never cooked a day in my life

                                Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
                                Shadowmere> Rofl
                                Up in ya !> With his feet
                                Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
                                Up in ya !> l44t feet
                                Deft> l44t f44t*
                                Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
                                Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced

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