300

[Scoop]

fuck that hunchback for real.

[Cops]

Bubbles: My cousin is a manager at Tinsletown here, but i wouldnt be able to get into the midnight showing of 300, because it's sold out, and he cant swing that. But i havent payed for a movie in probably 3 years!!


and Jerome: how the FUCK do YOU get into free movies!!!@!@!@!!, also how do you get all that other free stuff, i want in on some of that.

The only other thing i can swing is Marble Slab ice cream.

Know a supervisor who works on operations aka me or know a door player who rips your tickets and ask to go to the bathroom if it's inside the auditorium, once you get past the door player go to your movie or go to the bathroom and make it look like you're not sneaking in then make a dash for the theater.

Get a friend to open the exit doors inside the auditorium if there are ones. You can also go into the movie with half your buddies and grab all their tickets and come back out and pass them off to your other friends. Most door players do not necessarily care if your movie stub has been ripped or not, they generally make MINIMUM wage so it's not their responsibility to care about a piece of shit company that hires more 15 year olds than sweatshops.

Chat up a door player on a semi busy day, ask them about a movie and once they let their guard down by turning away or focusing on something else tell them thanks and have a good night while walking right past them. Even if the person stops you and tells you that you didn't show them your ticket then just say something along the lines of "I left it in the theater" or "I just came out to get popcorn I think my husband/wife has it".

[Pummel]

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[DoTheFandango]

AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING!!!!!!

So fucking good. I saw the 12:15AM show here, and then daylight savings time hit at 2:00AM so I was at the movies till around 3:00AM, so it was fucking hardcore.

[Da1andonly]

Yeah..only one month before it hits finland

luckily there should be a dvd release before that for me to download :P

[Pandagirl!]

Definitely an awesome movie.

Did anybody else laugh when that captain's son got his head cut off, or was it just me?

[Jerome Scuggs]

Definitely an awesome movie.

Did anybody else laugh when that captain's son got his head cut off, or was it just me?

i really want to make a sarcastic comment that not only shows you're a bad person but also makes everyone laugh but i can't really find a metaphor like "as funny as your raging anglophilia" or "as funny as your personal beliefs" because those two things really ARE funny, whilst Astinos' death was depressing.

[Nickname]

my theatre all laughed at the guy with the two swords for arms guy, the really mutant dude, sorta like "really, i mean, come on"

a few people were yelling Sparta this and that, before it started, I yelled out 'I'm Spartacus' at one point in time, people giggled, so it was all worth it.

[gran guerrero]

Yah I know I am a biased iranian

This movie sucked. The fighting was so unrealistic (um hello no one can fight that long without getting tired, or catching a disease from the dead bodies, and where was the fucking food, where the fuck did that dude get that apple?)

Persians aren't black, nor chinese, nor did we have elephants or rhinos. Xerxes wasn't a tall black dude with piercings (Persians don't do piercings, it is considered gay, and only the slaves were pierced so we knew that they were slaves). Xerxes was somewhat shorter than being tall, like 5'10" at most, he rode a horse, and looked like every other middle eastern at the time with a big beard and long flowing black hair.

excuse me nickname, did you say this movie was historically accurate? ogres, chainsaw arm freaks, etc all were real. fucking idiot.

I expected at least more strategies being used (which i saw in the beginning of the fighting) but then got sorely disappointed when it just turned out to being spartans coming out of the tunnel (which was their fucking focus point of seige tactics to hold off the persian army) and fighting like they are the incredible hulk, and no scratch can be done.

I could not but help think of how this is such a clear message of propaganda of US interests on anti-iran sentiments. Americans being the spartan badasses that cant die or get hurt unless they are betrayed or killed "cowardlike" by arrows. and the persians (iranians) being the ugly deformed can't fight army.

This movie blowed, and you all suck for liking it. Other than the artistic visual effects the movie sucked.

[gran guerrero]

AND ANOTHER THING

GOATS CANT PLAY FUCKING MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

fucking good historical accuracies my ass

[PaulOakenfold]

This movie sucked. The fighting was so unrealistic.

The fact that it actually happened made me skip the rest of the post. A lot of stuff was added for movie purposes. Yes there were elephants, and lots of animals. On Thursday I watched the History channel special on the battle of Thermopolea and Xerxes' epic fuck up.

It's a movie, you're just upset because you saw your people look stupid. The Persians were weak, and Athens ultimately cleaned their clocks, sorry gran guerrrero.

[D1st0rt]

it just turned out to being spartans coming out of the tunnel and fighting like they are the incredible hulk, and no scratch can be done.

You're trying to tell me that some random group of Persian slapdicks should be as good as possibly the most badass, highly trained fighting force in all of history? WERE YOU NOT WATCHING THE MOVIE? THEY ARE SOLDIERS BASICALLY AS SOON AS THEY POP OUT!

Also, you have apparently never built a Command Center in Alpha Centauri

Superior training and superior weaponry have, when taken together,
a geometric effect on overall military strength. Well-trained,
well-equipped troops can stand up to many more times their lesser
brethren than linear arithmetic would seem to indicate.

[Vatican Assassin]

I hated the narrarator. Sucks how he ends up ending the movie by charging into the screen heroicly for his freedom, just like the narrarator did in Braveheart. It's a movie, so i don't care about historical accuracy. I just think 2 hours is too far to go with such a weak plot (300 dudes holding a single point, no new scenes, strategy) and a couple weak sub-plots (commander and his wife spent 20 mins together on screen and then as he's dying he talks about his lost love, unconvincing, and then the father son combo, yes I laughed when his head was chopped off, all his training apparently couldn't help alert him to a horse galloping up from behind). Horrible dialogue; no I didn't go to the movie to see dialogue or plot structure or character hubris, but if you can't do a little bit you have pretty much failed as a director. How many times do i need to hear this guy yell no mercy, no surrender, victory! A little substance to back up these cliches would be nice. As far as propiganda goes Gran, I saw it more in the continous thread of freedom being shoved down my throat, what would a free man do? fight for freedom! freedom isn't free! I can't believe I heard them say this last one, just reinforcing prowar conformist bullshit. Also, I would say there were 20 shots of a hunchback, a commander and his army, or a villain standing over some huge cliff looking all glorious. Its that comic book style with all the slow motion, but it just comes off looking like a new chip and dales show in vegas. These guys have nothing on the thunder down under, and they suck at stealing bravehearts ideas. I give this movie two thumbs up--my ass.

[Jerome Scuggs]

I hated the narrarator. Sucks how he ends up ending the movie by charging into the screen heroicly for his freedom, just like the narrarator did in Braveheart. It's a movie, so i don't care about historical accuracy. I just think 2 hours is too far to go with such a weak plot (300 dudes holding a single point, no new scenes, strategy) and a couple weak sub-plots (commander and his wife spent 20 mins together on screen and then as he's dying he talks about his lost love, unconvincing, and then the father son combo, yes I laughed when his head was chopped off, all his training apparently couldn't help alert him to a horse galloping up from behind). Horrible dialogue; no I didn't go to the movie to see dialogue or plot structure or character hubris, but if you can't do a little bit you have pretty much failed as a director. How many times do i need to hear this guy yell no mercy, no surrender, victory! A little substance to back up these cliches would be nice. As far as propiganda goes Gran, I saw it more in the continous thread of freedom being shoved down my throat, what would a free man do? fight for freedom! freedom isn't free! I can't believe I heard them say this last one, just reinforcing prowar conformist bullshit. Also, I would say there were 20 shots of a hunchback, a commander and his army, or a villain standing over some huge cliff looking all glorious. Its that comic book style with all the slow motion, but it just comes off looking like a new chip and dales show in vegas. These guys have nothing on the thunder down under, and they suck at stealing bravehearts ideas. I give this movie two thumbs up--my ass.

Chippendales?

[Cops]

I hated the narrarator. Sucks how he ends up ending the movie by charging into the screen heroicly for his freedom, just like the narrarator did in Braveheart. It's a movie, so i don't care about historical accuracy. I just think 2 hours is too far to go with such a weak plot (300 dudes holding a single point, no new scenes, strategy) and a couple weak sub-plots (commander and his wife spent 20 mins together on screen and then as he's dying he talks about his lost love, unconvincing, and then the father son combo, yes I laughed when his head was chopped off, all his training apparently couldn't help alert him to a horse galloping up from behind). Horrible dialogue; no I didn't go to the movie to see dialogue or plot structure or character hubris, but if you can't do a little bit you have pretty much failed as a director. How many times do i need to hear this guy yell no mercy, no surrender, victory! A little substance to back up these cliches would be nice. As far as propiganda goes Gran, I saw it more in the continous thread of freedom being shoved down my throat, what would a free man do? fight for freedom! freedom isn't free! I can't believe I heard them say this last one, just reinforcing prowar conformist bullshit. Also, I would say there were 20 shots of a hunchback, a commander and his army, or a villain standing over some huge cliff looking all glorious. Its that comic book style with all the slow motion, but it just comes off looking like a new chip and dales show in vegas. These guys have nothing on the thunder down under, and they suck at stealing bravehearts ideas. I give this movie two thumbs up--my ass.

fuck your opinions.