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  • #31
    What if your last name only has 2 letters?
    Originally posted by paradise!
    pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
    1:Reaver> HALP
    1:Reaver> HELELP
    1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
    1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS

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    • #32
      I jizzed on your mom because i was high.

      Makes sense
      FrozenSand> have you ever put a coke bottle in your butt?
      Mira.Girio> I don't think I've ever experimented with coke products. >.>
      FrozenSand> oh you're a pepsi guy?

      captain Ky> will the guy with the AOL add banner please insert his head up hiw on ass till he dissapears from our universe entirely. Thank you.

      RuBbEr BoMb> woot hellkite parked in fr like my wife
      Burzum> meaning what
      Burzum> took him 4 minutes to get in?
      RuBbEr BoMb> meaning he aimed for flag and ended up on roof

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      • #33
        I stabbed my teacher because my heart is 2 sizes too small
        :fear:
        I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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        • #34
          my moms-
          I slept with the devil because im a homosexual


          well... then...
          Big Chill

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Zeebu View Post
            I masturbated with a porn star because I was high.
            We share the same birthday... How sad

            I masturbated with A porn Star Because I want to commit suicide
            2:Galaxy Turbo> Jab?
            2:TWDevChat2> JabJabJab> what...
            2:Galaxy Turbo> Who would be your dream woman?
            2:Unliked <ER>> i bet kim
            2:Galaxy Turbo> Lol...
            2:TWDevChat2> JabJabJab> afk
            --
            1:TWDevChat2> JabJabJab> <-- Life
            1:TWDevChat2> JabJabJab> GG

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            • #36
              I slept with The Lamp Because I was high
              "What is it? Um . . . what do you want it to be?" ?€”Juzba, Izzet tinker
              • Shark
              • Dicer
              • Sager
              • Trench Wars Map Uploader

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Troll King View Post
                Take a hint people
                You must be pissed off because nobody did :wub:
                never never never never never never
                5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                5: Da1andonly> =((
                5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                • #38
                  lol at xog and distort $$$
                  some are wise, some are otherwise

                  1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
                  1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
                  1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Salubrious View Post
                    What if your last name only has 2 letters?
                    Seriously, this is a fucking racist game. I'm Asian and my last name only has 2 letters.
                    Originally posted by paradise!
                    pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
                    1:Reaver> HALP
                    1:Reaver> HELELP
                    1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
                    1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS

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                    • #40
                      I slept with my computer because I was horny.

                      w..o..w...
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #41
                        I murdered George Bush because I like eggs.
                        Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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                        • #42
                          i wrestled a porn star because i like chocolate $$
                          nov 17 T
                          Gun remembers.

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