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We need to hear that shitty sex story of yours
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
shitty indeed, let's hear all about the Cleveland steamer surprise she left on your chest in the morning.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
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I think he was bullshitting. (if not, he needs to come clean now!!)http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/Originally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.Comment
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yeah, andy needs to spill the beans.Displaced> I get pussy every day
Displaced> I'm rich
Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
Thors> prolly
Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!
best comeback everComment
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Yea, let it out man. You'll feel better right after!Regency> not in for dd lol
Regency> would rather eat some cock ;<Comment
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Mystery of the week: Is Nickname still a virgin?
I mean, he was in diso for while..~Comment
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that darned nickname!some are wise, some are otherwise
1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?Comment
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Storytime!Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
www.geocities.com/epinephrine.rm
My anime blog:
www.animeslice.comComment
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As long as it's family-friendly I'm down for the dirty.Comment
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everytime I see nickname posting I think about what it could be
maybe he already came after 20 secondshelp: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.
4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and outComment
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it would be pretty ironic if he dragged out a "minute man" story for so long.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I would tell you my sex story but it involves 2 kegs of hardest most vile 157% vodka, ukranian women's hammer throw olympic team, 2 lbs of fresh yak butter, a tennis racket - standard issue, and a strawberry. God bless amnesia.Originally posted by Disliked
Originally posted by concealedComment
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:fear:
it was an ambush I tell ya
She was in the trees, plotting my demise
:fear:Last edited by Nickname; 03-20-2007, 05:13 PM.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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can you just tell the god damn storyOriginally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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Please, do tell.Comment
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