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  • #31
    nah, she didnt come tonight

    there is another chick though in her seat... shes been here like all day too

    shes not like the girl from last night, but shes not bad either.. we've been eye fucking a lot too though.. she keeps listening to music and not doing any work either
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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    • #32
      iFucking, brought to you by Steve Jerbs.
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #33
        why are you in pennsylvania?
        Originally posted by turmio
        jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
        Originally posted by grand
        I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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        • #34
          Originally posted by NaiLed View Post
          what if one commits a crime and has to go to prison
          wtf

          rofl IRL
          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
            iFucking, brought to you by Steve Jerbs.


            im in the law library and this guy keeps looking at me because im with an accounting book in the law library

            bitch needs to get off my nuts

            this is the last few hours of my library experience. test tonight. huge party at my place afterwards. bring your own nintendo controllers
            can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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            • #36
              you better hook up with a chick today, or by god, i won't bring my controller...

              then we'll have to take turns.
              The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

              Originally posted by Richard Creager
              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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              • #37
                k but i got dibs on peach when we play mario kart

                i'm about to go down to the plaza.. theres a huge pro-life protest going on and they have these huge 24 foot posters of dead babies and stuff.. its pretty awesome

                rumor has it, the infamous PREACHER MAN, a jesus freak who comes here like once a week and yells at people and tells them to sacrifice themselves for jesus and gets into verbal fights with people is coming down there too

                its gonna be double awesome

                im gonna have an immature ejaculation like no other

                brb
                can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                  • #39
                    that was exciting.

                    there was one huge picture of i guess an aborted baby.. and there was a big caption that said "THIS IS A HUMAN" and i thought it said THIS IS HUMMUS and it kinda looked like hummus (a red hummus) and i got hungry

                    why the fuck does the library have security? these fags are walking around with a clipboard and a walkie talkie. what the fuck are you gonna do with a clipboard and a walkie talkie. i wanna beat them up and take their security shirt
                    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                    • #40
                      paper cuts, coordinated paper cuts
                      The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                      Originally posted by Richard Creager
                      All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                      • #41
                        there are some serious fashion disasters going on in here today

                        serious
                        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                        • #42
                          welcome to page 2

                          this is equal to the amount of pages i've turned in my accounting book the past 2 days
                          can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                          • #43
                            ILYAZ....... BEFORE HE WAS MASSIV



                            i look awkward because im scared of the african next to me
                            can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                            • #44
                              i'm not paying attention in class!
                              violence> dont talk 2 me until u got 900+fbook friends and can take 1 dribble from the 3 point line n dunk


                              [Aug 23 03:03] Oops: 1:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life
                              [Aug 23 03:20] money: LOL NOT QUITE VIO BUT 5:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life

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                              • #45
                                you look like shia labeouf.

                                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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