funniest thing youve seen in school?

[Da1andonly]

Jeansi, how come I've never heard of that? When did it happen?

[Jeansi]

I was in class nine, she was in seven. Dunno why you never heard, was a big buzz about bullying in the media after the event.

[Dameon Angell]

There wasn't many crazy ass things. My school was quite small. My graduating class was 13 people. So I guess that's crazy in itself. But my favourite moments ....

1.) This idiot girl tried OD-ing on Tylonal
2.) These two idiots drank beer at school ... totally not even hiding it. Gets caught and only gets suspended for a week.
3.) This couple, the girl gave him head during Science class. That was kinda funny.
4.) Girl walked into flagpole while holding camera and not looking where she was going.
5.) I got into a fight .. same teacher, same Science Class. Not the same day, though. And I got into a fight with this kid in my class. It was really funny, cause I just threw him out into the hallway. Then I threw him into the locker, back into the door we came out of. He punched me like .. straight on top of my head and hurt his own hand... then he ran off. That was REAL funny. Cause I came back in and the teacher was like "Where's David?" And I was like "I dunno, he called me fat as was holding his hand and ran off into the bathroom" then he went "So you won?" and I was like "I suppose so" And he went "Good..." and just continued with the class, lol.

[Galleleo]

This one time in English class, I was sitting next to this guy, and behind this guy there was some cig smoke like character, really annoying. He kept knocking against the chair of the guy next to me, so he was like stop it, stop it. At a certain moment, he just had enough off it, turned around and punched him right in his face, then turned around again and continued listening to the teacher.

This other time, 2 guys were joking around on the hallway, pushing each other around, so this one guy (same as the one that punched) gives the other guy a push, and that other guy goes straight out off and through the window.

[Refer]

- this kid in my science class sat on a pencil pointing UPWARDS. it had penetrated one of his buttocks
- making the school believe i had some sort of terminal illness cuz i was bunking all the time to smoke weed. the teachers used to come up to me and say "sam are u alright?". 2 years later i see someone in my class, and he goes to me: "Sam are u alright? i heard u had cancer or something"
- catching one of my teachers drunk on a saturday night

[The Hawk]

300 pound black girl beat the shit out of some dirtbag guy that was half her size.

[Jeansi]

- catching one of my teachers drunk on a saturday night

s/one/two
s/a/almost every

[DoTheFandango]

By far, the craziest day of my school life was in 9th grade (Freshman year):

In Period 2, my class was cancelled, so I went to the cafeteria to relax and get some breakfast. I sat on a bench outside, when this stoner Dan starts running towards a pillar. I look over and he does some Spiderman-esque shit and gets onto the overhang in front of our High School. Police needed to be called in order to get him off the ceiling.

Later that day, in my English class, we heard sirens. Thinking they had a copy cat climber, I ignored it. Until just later two cops come in to my class and arrest this kid, a known drug dealer. In the middle of class. He was in 10th grade, repeating English 9 for the 3rd time, even though he was old enough to be in 11th grade. He was busted, as we later found out, for dealing Ecstasy to this chick who had just passed out in her Math class.

Then during the last period, another chick passed out and cracked her head on a bench.

All three incidents were linked back to the guy who was arrested in my English class.

Crazy ass day.

[HateTheFake]

Well my graduating class had about 1400 students the school was roughly 4000 students at the time.

1)We were at a resturant and my friend Travis (the all around smartass and trouble maker) went into the bathroom and through a shit load of water over the stall. Never seen anyone so mad in my life.

2)There was a fight between these 2 students a freshman and a junior i believe. Well after about 2 min of fighting a teacher comes in and grabs one of the kids. Well this pissed off a brother of one of the fighters. And the brother close lined the teacher into a massive bush. Well needless to say the teacher was bleading all down his arm from falling into the bush.

3) My friend and i were in the bathroom. I was washing my hands and he was peeing. Well while peeing the kid in the urinal next to him starts screaming and throws punches at my friend, while screaming STOP PEEING. My friend zips up and then lays this guy out on the floor. About 15 sec later we realized it was a special needs person.

4)My friends were doing a beer run. And there is this guy jesse. A pretty big guy abou 240 5 feet 10 inches. Well he runs into the gas station and steals like 3 packs of beer. Makes a mad dash to the truck. Throws the beer in, and sits on the tailgate. Just then the driver hits the gas and jesse falls out of the truck. For some reason they were never able to catch him thou lol.

[Fidel Castro]

The funniest thing is really fucking lame now that I look back on it. Like 2 nights before graduation, a buncha people came and cut down the trees that all the black kids hung around, and raised rebel flags on the poles and on the school to make it look like the rednecks did it. So needless to say, the blacks weren't happy the next day, and there ended up being a huge fight during that afternoons graduation practice, and a shitload of people weren't allowed to walk because of it. It was great. Semi race riots were fun.

[Stompa]

I went to a liberal arts high school, so:

-The Assistant Principle of Discipline was this white dude named Mr. Gallant. Every so often he'd wear a pimp costume to work - jacket, hat with feather, cane, bling, etc

-A math teacher, mr. evans, wore a girl's lacrosse uniform to school for a day after he lost a bet

-some chick hit a car, claimed she got hit-n-run'd, and then was arrested when they found a case of beer in her car. Nice.

-2 years ago the administration bought a car and charged $1 a go to hit it with a sledgehammer, we fucked it up

-At a pep rally once, when Pavement's soccer team had gotten to the playoffs, we got a local band made of students to play. They played Fall Out Boy's "Sugar We're Going Down". We lost.

Oh my god my childhood

[Money]

Highschool was nothing but boring, painful crap. There were more people concerned with trying to hurt or kill me or someone else then there were funny or fun times. Bullying is one thing but full out violent confrontations... Most of them need to be locked away in a psychiatric ward or something but at most got 2-3 days off school with some asshole VP blaming me for it. I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of my class mates are now behind bars but given the justice system here, I just don't know.
School Boards need to start firing all these Principals and VP when there's even a hint at this kind of practice. Their Unions can go fucking whine to the feds.

hahaha poor guy

[MirrorriM]

Wasn't at my school but I was watching my best friend's graduation ceremony. Some guy was giving a speech when all of a sudden a female blow-up doll flies through the air over the graduates. The teachers start to chase after it but they just keep throwing it all over the place. Took about 5 mins of this doll sailing through the air til it was caught.

This was the same school that played porn on the morning news as a senior prank.

My school was lame cant think of anything that was funny.