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  • #16
    I didn't for 3 monthes.

    no thanks, it's a good stress reliever and in general just good for your overall health.
    carpe diem

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    • #17
      oh
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      http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2443888
      NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

      internet de la jerome

      because the internet | hazardous

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      • #18
        Rated 1 and moved on

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        • #19
          wouldn't be hard to do, so me being in the contest doesn't serve much of a point. Why not aim high, go for over a year?
          The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

          Originally posted by Richard Creager
          All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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          • #20
            Rofl Dack Falu Wtf Is That???
            7:No one can kill me> the lord with the hoard, got it in da smorgasbord - holla da dolla, taller than jan koller
            7:No one can kill me> you noes its all about the euroes, its how you pay the hoes, the flows just goes
            7:No one can kill me> its maddack, nobody else dats wack - he aint sellin crack its just the dollas on his back
            7:No one can kill me> dollar2daeuro, its ur currency hero got any money you please, convertin wit da ease

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            • #21
              Im in, i can barely go for a day without jerkin it, should be interesting.

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              • #22
                done this challenge with my small group buddies before back in college. we made it more interesting by having the losers buy dinner for everyone. we had 5 people go in. I enjoyed 3 free dinners. I lasted around 2 months.

                I know God says don't jerk it or whatever, but it really is a good stress reliever. It makes you sleep better, and feel more energetic during the day. One downside that I've personally found is that if you work out, you won't be able to push yourself as hard if you just recently emptied your tank.

                but no... sadly I don't qualify for this
                TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                TelCat> i dont

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                • #23
                  How many times will you have rubbed one out in the life of this thread? :fear:

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                  • #24
                    I'm going to reconsider my application to this anti-wank festival.

                    After posting this, I'm going to go look at porn. There's just not any sense in not doing it.
                    Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                    5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                    • #25
                      Let's compete who can hold their breath the longest, if you die you get extra points.
                      TWL-J champ season 5 (Elusive)
                      TWL-D champ season 6 (Elusive)
                      TWL-D champ season 8 (-FINAL-)
                      TWL-D champ season 10 (Syndicate)

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                      • #26
                        It's just a good exercise in discipline if nothing else.
                        PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                        • #27
                          Why don't we really have some fun and see who can wank the most

                          that way everyone's a winner
                          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                          • #28
                            I go just about everyday...

                            It's a lonely life, when everyone thinks you're a terrorist...
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                            All good things must come to an end.

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                            • #29
                              you guys get like 40 virgins when it's all over though

                              eye on the prize, keep your eye on the prize
                              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                              • #30
                                Do you mean physically rub your privates? Or just look at pornographic pictures altogether?

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