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  • #46
    Originally posted by Bioture View Post
    done this challenge with my small group buddies before back in college. we made it more interesting by having the losers buy dinner for everyone. we had 5 people go in. I enjoyed 3 free dinners. I lasted around 2 months.

    I know God says don't jerk it or whatever, but it really is a good stress reliever. It makes you sleep better, and feel more energetic during the day. One downside that I've personally found is that if you work out, you won't be able to push yourself as hard if you just recently emptied your tank.

    but no... sadly I don't qualify for this
    true story,

    i used to lay off the stroke and sex when i tapered for a big swim meet; allows you to train harder


    1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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    • #47
      jerked one before i went to work, fuck im out...
      sigpic
      All good things must come to an end.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Da1andonly View Post
        If you would have the "who goes the most" contest displaced would win it by default, he's a machine
        truth, ive gone 186 times so far today.... (its mostly air, but whatever)
        Displaced> I get pussy every day
        Displaced> I'm rich
        Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
        Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
        Thors> prolly
        Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!

        best comeback ever

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        • #49
          I just came all over this thread on my computer screen.

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          • #50
            god damnit, a hot female friend came over in a stupid short miniskirt and tight tank top. Im out.

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              • #52
                I get sex three to four times a week, do you realize how rare that is? I'm not giving that up anytime soon. ef that shit son
                it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
                  i regularly go 2, 3 months at a time, regardless of relationship status
                  Are you kidding me, I jerked it six times while I read your post.
                  it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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                  • #54
                    Should we call you a slow reader or Quickdraw McGraw?

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                    • #55
                      Yeah... I'm out..
                      USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                      ---A few minutes later---
                      9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                      9:Kim> UM
                      9:Kim> i didn't
                      9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                      9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                      9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                      9:pascone> lol?

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                      • #56
                        What Ever You Do Guys, Don't Think About Getting Blowjobs From Jessica Alba.
                        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                        • #57
                          Watched two hot girls making out in the back seat of my car last night. I'm out, but definitely not disappointed.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Troll King View Post
                            Watched two hot girls making out in the back seat of my car last night. I'm out, but definitely not disappointed.
                            Did they let you plant your cumshot in their faces while open-mouth kissing?

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                            • #59
                              loLoloLOlol pROCRASTINATE

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by stargazer. View Post
                                god damnit, a hot female friend came over in a stupid short miniskirt and tight tank top. Im out.
                                You should tell ur mom to start dressing her age.

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