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  • #16
    I did enjoy the one piece of advise given:

    Don´t join the military, unless you want to risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people´s economic or political interests.
    I agree with that comment 100%. Unless it's Izor
    May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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    • #17
      http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/279126743.html

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      • #18
        This is why this forum can't have nice things.
        f

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        • #19
          We only want porn.

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          • #20
            that'd be a good topic

            "TW Homegrown: Post your self-made porn "
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
              that'd be a good topic

              "TW Homegrown: Post your self-made porn "
              alot of people who are on these forums are

              1: virgins
              2: nerds with no ability to get pussy (REFRENCE: stargazer)

              therefore that topic would either have 1 post (maybe?) or just a collection of people like xog masturbating on webcam.

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              • #22
                women ... a waste of time
                Amen, brother.
                Originally posted by Tone
                It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                Originally posted by the_paul
                Gargle battery acid fuckface
                Originally posted by Material Girl
                I tried downloading a soundcard

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                • #23
                  I think you're confusing the population of pub with the posters here


                  most of the posters here have significant others IIRC
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #24
                    some decent advice scattered amongst this thread.
                    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                    Originally posted by Richard Creager
                    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Deluge View Post
                      alot of people who are on these forums are
                      2: nerds with no ability to get pussy (REFRENCE: stargazer)
                      Dude, I was dating and engaged for 3 years to my Highschool sweetheart. You dont think i got any? LOL, You'd be surprised what you can get when you put a ring on a girls finger.

                      And in regards to this thread. Nicely done.

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                      • #26
                        For some reason I read that the first time and thought he said he was engaged to his high school teacher.
                        5:gen> man
                        5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                          your opinion is so highly valued


                          please post more wisdom kind she-whale
                          2. Don't Hate Women, it's a waste of time.

                          When you give advice or post something for US to read and you really want to share this advice with us, you must believe that there is some value in this list of tips. Therefor some of the tips might hold truth in them, even for you. Now, in my case, only the second tip was a good advice. Everyone has hated their mothers, girlfriends, ex gf and (ex)wives,... at some point in their live. It didn't achieve a thing! So this second tip, has most meaning of all.
                          You stick this list in my face and two posts later you act completely opposite to it. So the question rises with me, Are you an attention-whore, did you just post this list so you could post something and tell to your friends in this game you have a lot of replies to your post? I wonder, but meanwhile you shouldn't react to Volcs in this way.

                          31. Don't act like a sheep, be a man.
                          some are wise, some are otherwise

                          1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
                          1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
                          1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by stargazer. View Post
                            You'd be surprised what you can get when you put a ring on a girls finger.
                            Nothing surprises me when it comes to women. I have come to accept the fact that just when you think they can't get any dumber or more superficial, they prove you wrong by dropping their panties for an unsightly chunk of carbon.
                            Originally posted by Tone
                            It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                            Originally posted by the_paul
                            Gargle battery acid fuckface
                            Originally posted by Material Girl
                            I tried downloading a soundcard

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                            • #29
                              Women are no dumber or more superficial than men, their wants and needs are just usually harder to decipher. Guys want to get laid and then eat good food and not get hassled. Women want some weird combination of getting laid and getting the exact right amount and type of attention at the exact right moments in time. The upside is that if you just want to get laid, it's really easy to fake all that shit for a day or a week, but the downside is that if you want a relationship with some reciprocity involved, it's damn hard to be on the same page.

                              Also, unattractive women are incredibly easy to get along with, it's our being superficial that reduces the pool so much that all the cute girls have the ability to bitch, whine, and act a fool, and still generally get everything they want. Really, we only have ourselves to blame.
                              5:gen> man
                              5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by PolluX View Post
                                2. Don't Hate Women, it's a waste of time.

                                When you give advice or post something for US to read and you really want to share this advice with us, you must believe that there is some value in this list of tips. Therefor some of the tips might hold truth in them, even for you. Now, in my case, only the second tip was a good advice. Everyone has hated their mothers, girlfriends, ex gf and (ex)wives,... at some point in their live. It didn't achieve a thing! So this second tip, has most meaning of all.
                                You stick this list in my face and two posts later you act completely opposite to it. So the question rises with me, Are you an attention-whore, did you just post this list so you could post something and tell to your friends in this game you have a lot of replies to your post? I wonder, but meanwhile you shouldn't react to Volcs in this way.

                                31. Don't act like a sheep, be a man.
                                Yes because when I call Volcs of all people, a she-whale that means I hate women. Although it might be difficult to wrap your brain around this, but I responded to Volcs and other people I don't value the opinions of, because of how and what they post, not because of their gender. If some guy posted as much stupid needless shit-stirring and attention-whoring crap as Volcs has in the past, and decided to respond to this topic with nothing constructive right after my first post, you better believe I would respond the exact same way.

                                I haven't hated my girlfriends or mothers so I don't know where you're going with that, but even when I respond to a stupid poster I'm not advocating hate against them; they're just being stupid and I'm calling them on it. Whether or not you think I'm an attention whore really doesn't matter, the point is that if someone acts dumb on the internet, their gender is not going to protect them- Volcs acts dumb and she'll be treated as such. Not because she's a girl, but because she's dumb.

                                Do you understand now? Or should I use the multiple colors in your sig to help make it clear for you.
                                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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