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  • #46
    wtf.

    Paris Hilton released from jail

    The decision was made as a result of a medical problem, but officials refused to give details of the condition.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6731143.stm

    Paris Hilton 1
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    duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

    Mattey> put me in corch

    zidane> go kf urself pork

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    • #47
      Yah, when even the guards don't want to take advantage of you because of your herpes and would rather have a non-infected prisoner instead, you're messed up.
      gravy_: They should do great gran tourismo
      gravy_: Electric granny chariots
      gravy_: round the nurburgring

      XBL: VodkaSurprise

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      • #48
        I was reading that she was released, as she refused to eat jail food. Her special diet and delicate stomach cretaed this issue for her to be released to a House Arrest.

        Delicate stomach and special diet? what's that? Cocaine & a Vodka Tonic?

        What a joke...I guess if she murdered someone she would have been released too?
        May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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        • #49
          FUCKING CHRIST. SUCK IT UP YOU WHORE. fuck.
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • #50
            This is bullshit.
            5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
            5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
            5:royst> i wish it was calculus

            1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

            1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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            • #51
              wonder how many dicks she sucked to get out
              1 + 1 = 1

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              • #52
                in jornalism scoll i lerned the 5 ws

                whats taters
                wheres taters
                whos taters
                whys taters
                hows taters
                Originally posted by Ward
                OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                • #53
                  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6735631.stm

                  I know it's wrong to take pleasure from the suffering of others, but that must have been delicious.
                  gravy_: They should do great gran tourismo
                  gravy_: Electric granny chariots
                  gravy_: round the nurburgring

                  XBL: VodkaSurprise

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                  • #54
                    Where were the cameras for that?
                    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                    • #55
                      shes crying and screaming cause she finally noticed that she sucked all those sticks for nothing
                      1 + 1 = 1

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                      • #56
                        Shes gone back now. Justice for all!!!!!
                        "Bilbo" SS is a sophisticated chat channel, nothing more.

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                        • #57
                          You know, if ever there is anything to bring my faith back in the American Justice system, this is it.

                          I'm glad this rich whore isn't getting out due to some retarded loop hole.
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                          • #58
                            \ O /
                            duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                            Mattey> put me in corch

                            zidane> go kf urself pork

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                            • #59


                              BEST PICTURE EVER!
                              some are wise, some are otherwise

                              1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
                              1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
                              1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?

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                              • #60
                                send her back to jail !

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