We need a resident wafflelover to clear things up here!
(I signed up, just in case)
2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE
2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head
1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
1:spider> Wooooohoo!
1:spider> .*passes the hat*
1:Erathia> <eats the hat>
It's an experiment. The guy that made the website is a goon, and had done something like this before saying that she would post naked pictures of herself.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
It's impossible cause she would have to fly all over the world, travel from and to, each blowjob would take about 30 min minimum if take into account the travelling etc. done for each one.
And Mantra, Second life is some sort of game like something in which you can create a character and basically live real life online.
Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.
That's the blowjob itself, I am saying, the travelling, etc, would mean you have to travel somewhere which takes time, then the 5 min thingy, then travel again, etc. It's not like everyone is lined up.
Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.
I don't think I can climax with just 5 minutes. I need to get to know her first. Learn her sad story about how her family is messed up and how her father abused her as a child. Then I can stick my dick down her throat.
TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dont
I realize this is just a publicity stunt and it is never going to happen...but just analyzing the logistics and just imagining its remotely possible gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling. Like a box o kittens.
The best part is that its a scam, and all of your personal information will be released to the public (along with an Associated Press article entitled "Mysterious Man indicted for world-wide blowjob ring. Names of adults involved inside!")
1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
1: oar> yeah
1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
1: hed> and after dinner
1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"
7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips
USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?
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