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  • Belgian politician promises 40,000 blowjobs

    http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

    We need a resident wafflelover to clear things up here!

    (I signed up, just in case)
    2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
    2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

    2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
    2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
    2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
    2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

    1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
    1:spider> Wooooohoo!
    1:spider> .*passes the hat*
    1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

  • #2
    but what is second life? O_o
    Originally posted by Tyson
    There is no such thing as hoologians there are only football supporters.
    Originally posted by HeavenSent
    Hello? Ever tried to show a Muslim a picture of Mohammed? I dare anyone to try. You will die.
    Originally posted by Izor
    Women should never be working in the first place.

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    • #3
      It's an experiment. The guy that made the website is a goon, and had done something like this before saying that she would post naked pictures of herself.

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      • #4
        condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user

        wtf blowjob with a condom..
        on the other hand she would be down there longer if you have a condom on

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        • #5
          About 12 hours late son-

          Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
          Instead of letting Racka and Izor blow eachother repeatedly, have this woman do it instead-

          http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm


          EDIT- Just so I'm on topic-

          Deathking is a cocksucking homophobic ass-cramming dick-eating horseshit-sniffing cocaine zombie. And I love him.

          http://forums.trenchwars.org/showpos...3&postcount=60
          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #6
            "it will take 500 days, 80 blowjobs a day"

            this is just impossible, 24 hours - 8-10 hours sleep = 14 hours

            -4 hours (eating, taking a break, shower,..)

            = 10 hours, so thats 8 blowjobs/hour


            she is going to have a rough 1.5 year
            help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.

            4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and out

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            • #7
              It's impossible cause she would have to fly all over the world, travel from and to, each blowjob would take about 30 min minimum if take into account the travelling etc. done for each one.

              And Mantra, Second life is some sort of game like something in which you can create a character and basically live real life online.
              Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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              • #8
                I think it said each one only lasted 5 minutes at most.
                The song doesn't make your hands clap,
                The hand claps make the song

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                • #9
                  That's the blowjob itself, I am saying, the travelling, etc, would mean you have to travel somewhere which takes time, then the 5 min thingy, then travel again, etc. It's not like everyone is lined up.
                  Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                  • #10
                    IF I DON'T GET MY BLOWJOB, I am not voting for them next month!
                    some are wise, some are otherwise

                    1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
                    1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
                    1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?

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                    • #11
                      I don't think I can climax with just 5 minutes. I need to get to know her first. Learn her sad story about how her family is messed up and how her father abused her as a child. Then I can stick my dick down her throat.
                      TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                      TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                      TelCat> i dont

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                      • #12
                        I realize this is just a publicity stunt and it is never going to happen...but just analyzing the logistics and just imagining its remotely possible gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling. Like a box o kittens.

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                        • #13
                          The best part is that its a scam, and all of your personal information will be released to the public (along with an Associated Press article entitled "Mysterious Man indicted for world-wide blowjob ring. Names of adults involved inside!")
                          1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
                          1: oar> yeah
                          1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
                          1: hed> and after dinner
                          1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

                          7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
                          7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

                          3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
                          3: Nimesh> my sis does
                          3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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                          • #14
                            I was selected for a BJ!

                            http://www.movielol.org/performance.php?name=Mr%Cool

                            (I changed my name)
                            USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                            ---A few minutes later---
                            9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                            9:Kim> UM
                            9:Kim> i didn't
                            9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                            9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                            9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                            9:pascone> lol?

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                            • #15
                              Did nobody read my post? It's a spoof on all the stupid campaigns people put out in Europe.

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