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  • Samurai versus Knight

    This has been a constant argument between my persistently stoned friends and I.

    Who would win in a fight, the best knight, or the best samurai?

    This is of course assuming that both combatants are optimally trained and fully armored.

    Pretty much everyone I know is saying that a samurai would win, but one guy is very adamant about how badly the knight would rape.

    Anyways, I'm bored....DISCUSS!!!!!
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  • #2
    Soo do they have horses? But anyway, I would say that samurai should have this easy.

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    • #3
      Well if it's ground fighting, the ninja would obviously have more stamina...
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      • #4
        depends on the situation really. samurais are more of an individual fighter whereas knights on horseback make a very effective unit in an army.
        jee

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Blood View Post
          depends on the situation really. samurais are more of an individual fighter whereas knights on horseback make a very effective unit in an army.
          But he said best knight and best samurai, so no units!

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          • #6
            one on one i'd have to say the samurai, as he's far more stealthy than a knight who would make tons of noise fully armoured. A Samurai could use his surroundings better (i.e. hide) whereas a bright shiny night probably couldn't.
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            • #7
              Samurai is an individual fighter, horseback ridden european armor clad 'knights' work as effective mounted troops against infantry.

              It's really a katana vs broadsword argument... in which a katana would win in a one on one. The Europeans trained in the art of large battles, the Samurais trained in martial arts and are more attune to microfighting.

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              • #8
                the samurai is more flexible in combat and could probably fall the Knight after an extended duel.
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                • #9
                  they would both have huge amounts of armored buttsecks

                  hrmmm...
                  does a shield come into play at all?


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                  • #10
                    a lot of you guys seem to be confusing samurai with ninja
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by D1st0rt View Post
                      a lot of you guys seem to be confusing samurai with ninja
                      yeah but i still think the samurai would win.

                      katana>broadsword
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                      • #12
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                        • #13
                          It's about the same actually..

                          Samurais weren't ninjas, and they massed in numbers to fight under different banners much in the same way as knights.

                          Maybe I'd give the Samurai the favorite stamp, just by the fact that Samurais fence faster that the more brutish knights did. Would allow him to get in the deadly blow quicker than the knight.

                          However, the armor of the Knight would be heavier than the armor of the Samurai. This is perhaps the most important factor in this complex issue, the focus of this so far is more shifted towards weaponry. The Samurai would face an opponent unlike anything he had seen, so this again will probably save the Knight from a few deadly strikes.

                          I've decided, KNIGHT!
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                          • #14
                            This is a good argument... The Knight would be better armoured but his weapon is badly outmatched. A claymore is used for bashing and crushing rather than slicing, as which is the opposite of the samaurai. Though it would be cool to see.
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                            • #15
                              the samurai would beat him in speed. I mean, it's tottaly Tom Cruise vs Orlando Bloom, and Tom Cruise is going to win, even if he's crazy.
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