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USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?
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STORY TIME! lol
There was this girl at college that had been babysitting this baby. This baby wouldn't stop crying, she tried all the usual stuff and nothing would work, so she decided to ring the parents. They told her to pat her back, give her milk, you know the usual stuff.
So she does all this and STILL the baby won't stop crying. So she rings the parents again and says she doesn't know what's wrong with the baby, but it seems to be fixated on this life-sized clown in the corner of the room. To this the parents replied, "but we don't have a life-sized clown"
It turned out a pedophile had climbed into the house through the window, and had sat perfectly still in the corner of the room, dressed as a clown, just to watch this baby.
She rang the police and the fucker got arrested :P True story that! lol9:Basti> any1 want pw for squad BlowJob?
9:Inaphyt> no basti i want you to give me the password to your room so you can give me a blowjob
9:Basti> sure
9:Basti> we can take a basing duel in my bed
9:Inaphyt> hahahaha
9:Basti> i'll score
9:Basti> i'll ride my ship into ur cram
9:Basti> and take the flag
9:Inaphyt> ROFL
9:Basti> and finally lay a mine there
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Originally posted by DJSlayer View PostTrue story that! lol
Originally posted by RudyStephanie, you masochist.
What did you think the topic was going to be about? Bunnies?USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?
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Originally posted by Ewan View PostMy arse9:Basti> any1 want pw for squad BlowJob?
9:Inaphyt> no basti i want you to give me the password to your room so you can give me a blowjob
9:Basti> sure
9:Basti> we can take a basing duel in my bed
9:Inaphyt> hahahaha
9:Basti> i'll score
9:Basti> i'll ride my ship into ur cram
9:Basti> and take the flag
9:Inaphyt> ROFL
9:Basti> and finally lay a mine there
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Originally posted by DJSlayer View PostWelcome to the world of Stratford-upon-avon Ewan, promise you it's true :P
Doesn't debunk it, but the fact that it's there and all over the internet suggests it's a bit fishy.USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?
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Originally posted by Ewan View Posthttp://www.snopes.com/horrors/madmen/statue.asp
Doesn't debunk it, but the fact that it's there and all over the internet suggests it's a bit fishy.
My story wasn't based on that AND is true -_- Twas in the paper n' everything lol
Although saying that, I probably shouldn't trust papers lol9:Basti> any1 want pw for squad BlowJob?
9:Inaphyt> no basti i want you to give me the password to your room so you can give me a blowjob
9:Basti> sure
9:Basti> we can take a basing duel in my bed
9:Inaphyt> hahahaha
9:Basti> i'll score
9:Basti> i'll ride my ship into ur cram
9:Basti> and take the flag
9:Inaphyt> ROFL
9:Basti> and finally lay a mine there
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