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  • #31
    Install hidden cameras all over your apartment.
    Originally posted by paradise!
    pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
    1:Reaver> HALP
    1:Reaver> HELELP
    1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
    1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS

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    • #32
      dude you could start an internet porn website and be rich! do it! ill help.

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      • #33
        Maid in french uniform?

        How can you resist giving her anal?
        Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

        5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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        • #34
          Ok, I figure since people are telling you to go for it and Telcat is making awful jokes, I'll weigh in on this. I absolutely wouldn't go for this. What the fuck was she doing going to random apartments in the first place? You're taking all of the risk here, she's taking none. You tell that cooz to return home to her cardboard box.
          PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Pearl Jam View Post
            Ok, I figure since people are telling you to go for it and Telcat is making awful jokes, I'll weigh in on this. I absolutely wouldn't go for this. What the fuck was she doing going to random apartments in the first place? You're taking all of the risk here, she's taking none. You tell that cooz to return home to her cardboard box.
            Word. I've seen this before. It leads to nothing but the girl coming in at odd times to tell about her problems, or her brother walking into your apartment drunk and belligerent.

            You do get free beer from the whole ordeal, though.
            Reclusion
            "That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point in living if you don't have a dick?"

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            • #36
              Girls that I think I like at first often end up being really annoying. Girls that I think are annoying at first often end up far worse. Girls I think are insane at first I avoid like the plague.
              5:gen> man
              5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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              • #37
                i'm enjoying this thread so far.
                The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                Originally posted by Richard Creager
                All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                • #38
                  I think I'm starting to sway more towards Peej. She is a stripper...What kind of friends do you think she has?

                  It'll only be a matter of time before she wants to bring some shady people over to light up some bowls.
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                  • #39
                    The important [edit] thing to take from this is that subspace geeks have a soft spot for women who actually talk to them .. thus making us easy targets for needy crack whores.

                    And buttsecks is highly recommend if you're going to pay $20.
                    Last edited by a21ozcoldcup; 07-19-2007, 12:30 AM.
                    truth about vets vs noobs [clickable]
                    .
                    "...can we pretend I lag and you eat my burst?"
                    .
                    .
                    Guy: What does that SS mean on your car?
                    Me: Oh, it's the Subspace model. You know, bigger engine, level 3 bombs...

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                    • #40
                      How is that a life lesson?
                      PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Pearl Jam View Post
                        How is that a life lesson?
                        Do not question my wisdom!
                        truth about vets vs noobs [clickable]
                        .
                        "...can we pretend I lag and you eat my burst?"
                        .
                        .
                        Guy: What does that SS mean on your car?
                        Me: Oh, it's the Subspace model. You know, bigger engine, level 3 bombs...

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                        • #42
                          Yes, she might be a stripper with bad friends.

                          On the other hand:
                          I know for a fact, since I know a stripper pretty well, that she has two sets of friends. She has all those shady guys that comes to you if you are a stripper, and she got a completely seperate group of friends she can feel 100% comfortable around and not feel threatened by. If she's anything like this, she'll want to keep you away from the bad crowd. She needs you to have a few nice friends she can relax with.

                          These tips aren't even close to waterproof, none of them are, because you have so much more insight in this in the way she is that any of us. Go with what your gut tells you.
                          Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                          5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by a21ozcoldcup View Post
                            subspace geeks have a soft spot for women who actually talk to them .. thus making us easy targets for needy crack whores.
                            I think you might should go back and reread what's going on, you kinda missed the point of this

                            Originally posted by Noah View Post
                            I know a stripper pretty well
                            noah I can tell you right now that you do not know the kind of stripper this girl is. she doesn't work in a club, she is a call girl. I've known plenty of girls that stripped in clubs, this is in another league, far skankier...

                            she sells herself on craig's list ffs










                            vegas, baby
                            afksry

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                            • #44
                              Still waiting for pics, ign

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                              • #45
                                If it's a plain ol' skank hooker, I'll be honest and say I have no experience or tips on this.
                                Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                                5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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