My roommate let in a hooker and now she keeps coming back

[Ignominy]

Still waiting for pics, ign

she hasn't dropped in for a day sorry

If it's a plain ol' skank hooker, I'll be honest and say I have no experience or tips on this.

I think street walkers are more like plain old skank hookers, call girls are a step above that maybe

[DankNuggets]

she's probably not a crack whore if she hasn't asked you for crack yet (or tried to sell you some pants for $10 -- i won't fall for that again) but if you want to be friends with her you should go some place other than your apt. it would let you know if she really wants to hang out with you or if she's just using you for the apt./occasional smoke.

[Spider]

What are some of the funny things she says and does? This thread has the potential to be one of the best threads in the history of TW but you're giving us nothing! I want some stories.

[Noah]

Talking about hookers on an internet game forum is like talking to christians about god.

[Ignominy]

Update

I got home from work today and my roommate told me the prostitute came by, and that she said she was moving to houston (holla money) at 2pm, which is now 3 and a half hours ago.

I was given a piece of cardboard with her myspace info, which she left for me, and in her email address/URL she spelled piece-- in dime piece, lol-- "peice."

So I have some pictures for you guys (from her page), and the HILARIOUS "about me" section, which reads as follows:

About me:
HEY WHATS GOOD WIT YALL? WELL ENOUGH ON THAT, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME SO..... IM 5'2" BLONDE BUNNY. 36C-26-38 YEA IMA THIC CHIC BUT IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES. I LIKE TO TRAVEL. IVE BEEN TRAVELING SINCE I WAS LITTLE. IVE TOUCHED ALL 3 COASTS N IM ONLY 19. IVE LIVED ON MY OWN SINCE I WAS 16, SINCE THEN IVE LIVED IN ATL, H-TOWN, PHEONIX, LA, N THE BAY. I LIKE TO CHILL WHEN IM NOT GETTIN MY MONEY$$$$ YA DIG? IMA BONIFIDE, CERTIFIED, HUSTLA. NA MEAN? I AINT NO BARBI DOLL BUT I WILL PLAY ONEIF I HAVE TO. CUZ IN THA GAME WE PLAYIN CALLED LIFE WE ALL GOT TO EAT. SO A BITCH IS GONNA DO WHAT A BITCH IS GONNA DO. YA-DA-DA-MEAN? MY ALL TIME FAVORITE THING IS CHOCHOLATE. I LOVE CHOCHOLATE EVERYTHING!~!!!!~! I'VE BEEN IN ALL SORTS OF DANCE CLUBS. I LOVE TO DANCE FOR PEOPLE. WHEN I WAS IN THA 3RD GRADE THE TEACHER ASKED US WHAT WE WANTED TO BE WHEN WE GREW UP RIGHT. SO I TOLD HER I WANTED TO BE AN EXOTTIC DANCER/STRIPPER. BUT OTHER THAN THAT I STILL DO WHAT I DO AND IM GOOD AT IT.





EDIT: The middle photo appears to be in my same apartment model, I would take a picture in my own (4 proof), but my roommate's sleeping in that room currently.

Anyway, this has made for a ridiculous story, and while I'm sad I don't have a prostitute for a maid anymore, I am glad that I haven't discovered anything missing.

[Squeezer]

Honestly....I'd hit it.

edit: I mean she's not ugly.

[megaman89]

like throwin a banana down a hallway

[Money]

ROFL oh no, ill look out for her on the corners or in the clubs lolol

[Bioture]

how good could it be
if it gave you STDs.

[Nickname]

anti-climatic end.


pun somewhat intended.

[Ignominy]

anti-climatic end.


pun somewhat intended.

OK NICKNAME HOW ABOUT YOU TELL US YOUR STORY LOOK AT YOU GETTING OFf ON WITHOLDING

[soup]

hahaa

[Nickname]

my story was told to the tw public, it's just a shame it was in a private arena and only one other person was there. Besides, this is your thread :P

[Money]

i dont think nicknames "story" really happened or he would have told us....unless he slipped, fell and landed on some dudes dick, then i can see why..

[duel pasta]

my story was told to the tw public, it's just a shame it was in a private arena and only one other person was there. Besides, this is your thread :P

WHO?!