My roommate let in a hooker and now she keeps coming back

[Pearl Jam]

hustlin' fo sho...na mean, bitches?

32

that's how many people i say she has slept with

YA-DA-DA-MEAN?

[MetalHeadz]

Get her to throw in a fuck whilst she's doing the dishes.

[Reclusion]

I na wutcha mean fa realz.

[Emaho]

She's hardcore trailer trash alright but at least she's a girl

[Money]

she says shes lived in h-town and now that i look at her pics again i think ive seen her before im pretty sure i have actually at Fantasy on 45 north LOL

[Cops]

I've been enjoying this thread as of late, it's refreshing to see something like this on the forum. It's too bad she can't be your maid, that would have been awesome. I'm with Squeezer, she's not ugly.

I was in Montreal this past week and I bought my friends rounds of shots after I won $90 at the casino early Saturday night. We were all sitting around the bar when this native girl sat beside my buddy and offers him half her beer, he's like whatever a free beer so he drinks it and the girl starts chatting him up. Half way into their conversation she tells him that she wants to smoke crack and invites him along to come smoke with her and her friends. The girl also starts pressing for drinks, telling him that he owes her a drink because she gave him one, which is retarded because she gave him half a beer. I eventually figured out what was going on and told him after the next shot we would bail out, we shot our glasses down and got the fuck out of the bar.

At first glance of this girl I thought she was Chinese, she came out of the washroom at about the same time as this old guy and they said goodnight as he walked off. I was sure he was her dad and she was on vacation (since there was a ton of college/university students down there for the comedy festival). I'm almost certain she probably fucked him or blew him in the washroom, I don't think my buddy knows this and seeing as he "shared" a beer with her I'm not sure I have the heart to tell him.

[Galleleo]

She looks like she was pretty once, but then got all fucked up.

[Money]

[soup]

who is she

[Nickname]

for the record, i just don't feel the need to tell/relive an emarassing story about myself, for literally the 50th+ time, to people i don't even know. Thats all.


Fun fact: Igno, i'll more than likly be in vegas in October/Novish, any place i 'absolutly have to see'... now that i can't meet your maid.

[Cops]

How is that a life lesson?

don't do sit ups, drop bombs!

[Scoop]

Dude hit it for me... just double strap