Stupid things you did when you were a kid

[Da1andonly]

Bring 'em on!

- used a pair of scissors to cut holes in my sweatshirts when I was angry
- cut off a couple of my cats whiskers
- used to pretend I was sleeping when my parents would come to say good night (this seems to be pretty common?)


...I've never really hurt myself as a kid so I don't have any stories about any injuries :P

[Scurvy]

i have too many to list.

once i tried the ole' 'prop a bucket of water on top of a slightly open door and try to soak the next person who comes through' gag. i filled a 5 gallon bucket with water and when my sister came through the door it didnt tip over. it fell straight down without spilling any water and hit her on the head. it gave her a concussion. i got grounded.

[Scoop]

i have too many to list.

once i tried the ole' 'prop a bucket of water on top of a slightly open door and try to soak the next person who comes through' gag. i filled a 5 gallon bucket with water and when my sister came through the door it didnt tip over. it fell straight down without spilling any water and hit her on the head. it gave her a concussion. i got grounded.

LoL thats awesome

[Bioture]

used to hit fireflies with a wifflebat. they shine really brightly all the way down to the ground!

[Scurvy]

used to hit fireflies with a wifflebat. they shine really brightly all the way down to the ground!

rofl i did that too. they also leave little glowing splatters on the bat.

[dads revenge]

Six of my friends and I decided once to see who could hang on the longest once so we went to what used to be called "black bridge" an old metal railroad bridge that went over a river. We all climbed down to a lower I-beam and proceeded to hang off by our hands about 30 feet above the water. The idea was that when someone finally dropped we would all climb back up. Oddly enough when you hang for about 15 minutes or so your arms become too tired to pull your self back up. needless to say when the first of us fell in we all began to roar with laughter then when none of us had the strength to pull ourselves back up it bacame a "kick the other guy loose" game. We all ended up in the river.

[Cops]

Kolar, me and my cousin all got a bottle of WD-40 and sprayed them all over caps then lit them on fire. They exploded and the treehouse we were in at the time started to go on fire.

Kolar and Ender abused the crap out of me, on many occasions I was used as a play toy for the two. Ender had this brilliant idea of making a submarine in our pool so he got two barrels put rocks in the bottom of one then tied them together. I was then given a knife and the submarine started to sink. My dad ran out of the house started screaming and probably saved my life.

[Squeezer]

Fire cracker fights.

I used to look forward to the 4th of July for that very reason when I was a kid.

[Fluffz]

- used to pretend I was sleeping when my parents would come to say good night (this seems to be pretty common?)

i did that too. this and some glass in reach to put against the wall secures you some hot live audiosex.

[Stompa]

stuck my finger in rhino_haha's butt one night. things have never been the same ever since

[Ronn]

Putting salt on slugs $

[NewbOfTW]

When i was 7, i kicked my 12 year old cousin's vagina because she was making fun of me -_-
The same year, i hit my best friends head with a rock by accident, then he had to be taken to the emergency room after head started bleeding...and the same year, i shot myself on the leg with a bb gun, ah, best year ever!

[Jack]

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[Jeenyuss]

i melted ice cubes on the side walk.

[CrvenBan]

all kinds of crazy shit - we had all the time in the world, and no internet.

-friend got a brand new bmx, we took the breaks off and went up the street on the hill (we lived just at its foot), and then all the way down, easily 600 meters, prolly more, several times. Needless to say, the next time we saw our friend, 2 weeks later, he was still healing the bruises his father made.

-there was this house ppl just started to build, only first floor (several rooms), and we played Catch (not with a ball, but chasing eachother, have to touch them and then they chase) on the walls. 2m in the air, how thick are walls, 20-40cm, bunch of kids running around, and from the ground sticking those finger-thick few feet long wires. Can't believe no one ever got hurt (except of course when our moms would catch us playing there (no pun intended))

-stealing apples+plums or pears, and sitting in a tree, munching them and throwing the rest at this mean guarding dog. That was really stupid thing to do. He never appreciated it, especially come time when we had to leave. It was in a hurry I can tell you that much