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Inspired by the guy (too lazy to see who) that passed out and pissed on himself.
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Inspired by the guy (too lazy to see who) that passed out and pissed on himself.truth about vets vs noobs [clickable]
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"...can we pretend I lag and you eat my burst?"
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Guy: What does that SS mean on your car?
Me: Oh, it's the Subspace model. You know, bigger engine, level 3 bombs... -
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hmm, interesting. i never thought of it like that before.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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who pisses themselves on budafksryComment
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it was jerome
and I'm not even lying
http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/Originally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.Comment
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Nope, it was Jerome.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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fuck you guys ... see, when i posted that story on the somethingawful forums, it got a better reception because the next post was like "thats nothing, i once shot myself up with 6 needles at the same time and woke up as the mayor of a small mining town in colorado"
but here, you fucking elitists, who have never smoked so much pot that the mere act of focusing on your pee causes you to forget to breathe.
it was legitComment
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gb2tccComment
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What, was that story Jerome told about him being high ? And I was telling everyone how I e-know a guy who got abducted by aliens. What a jipp... <_<Originally posted by Disliked
Originally posted by concealedComment
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i feel ya, ive tried to focus so hard on driving that i forgot to breath before, then made someone else drive and packed a bowlOriginally posted by Jerome Scuggs View PostIll-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself
1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole
Evasive <E> wtf
Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
caco <ER>> )Oo
caco <ER>> bot thief!
caco <ER>> duel me for it
Evasive <E> no!
Cigarettes> wunderbar?Comment
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I'm high right now so this thread's really doing it for me.Originally posted by ToneComment
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maybe when you're high you'll realize 9/11 was an inside job.Originally posted by Squeezer View PostComment
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actually being high made me doubt the conspiracy even moreOriginally posted by ignite ignite View Post
whatchaaaaaComment
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Jerome, I've smoked a lot of weed before but not once have I 'pissed' myself per se. Maybe I missed the toilet seat by a couple of feet once or twice but full blown incontinence, what were you smoking?Comment
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