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  • #31
    Once when I was in the local supermarket with my mate and his girlfriend, he asked me to go and buy him some lube because he was too embarrassed to, so I went to the busy pharmaceuticals desk and asked the cashier for some lube. She asked if I wanted a large or small, so I shouted "Do you want a big lube or a small lube?" over the group of people behind me in the queue as he stood at the back.

    If only I had a reaction cam for everyone right there.

    Personally, I would go out without a rubber, and if things were 'going well' with a girl I would go into the gents' and use the coin operated dispenser. That thing dispensed mints, various condoms, dildos and inflatable sheep. Seriously.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Voth View Post
      Fixed.


      EDIT: fuck you money.
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      • #33
        Don't know how it is oversea, but over here condoms are really fucking (ha!) expensive.
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Da1andonly View Post
          Don't know how it is oversea, but over here condoms are really fucking (ha!) expensive.

          it depends on the stuff that u use :P

          durex is very good but cost alot...
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          • #35
            Never buy condoms...
            Just take STD test every few months and you're fine...
            Well, I used to use condoms, but sex isn't nearly as fullfilling as sex without them rubbers... And now I basicly don't even use them condoms exept maybe on my first time with a girl or so, but after that not anymore... I do have enough condoms on stack though as you always get them handed out on these collegeparties and such. All Durex so that's fine and I couldn't really care about it.
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            • #36
              if i recall durex are the cheap ones

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              • #37
                Originally posted by NoLimitSoldier View Post
                heh the worst are those cheap bastards buying them at the dollar store. If im gonna buy a rubber its gonna be the most expensive, also sams club ftw
                Am I the only one who noticed the irony?
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                • #38
                  Originally posted by PjOtTeR View Post
                  Never buy condoms...
                  Just take STD test every few months and you're fine...
                  Well, I used to use condoms, but sex isn't nearly as fullfilling as sex without them rubbers... And now I basicly don't even use them condoms exept maybe on my first time with a girl or so, but after that not anymore... I do have enough condoms on stack though as you always get them handed out on these collegeparties and such. All Durex so that's fine and I couldn't really care about it.
                  wow don't listen to this guy

                  unless you want to get a girl pregnant or wind up with some STD, it's a dumb ass reason to not use them just because it doesn't feel as good. Even if you don't think the chick looks skanky, you can never be sure. Especially teenagers. God, those motherfuckers are so stupid at times.

                  Case in point- one of my buddy's little sisters. She's 18 and has been fucking with her boyfriend for about 6 months. He's recently wanted to "take a break" for about a month (all his ex-girlfriends are back in town) and she was able to "talk him out of it". Thing is he hasn't used condoms at all with her throughout their entire relationship, she isn't on birth control- is two weeks late and gaining weight-- and, has been talking to one of her ex-boyfriends about hooking up as well, all unprotected of course. Oh and she hasn't told the boyfriend that she's fucking late.

                  Use condoms so more idiots aren't brought into this world please.
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #39
                    welp,
                    in my experience, i find the best way to make babies is with a condom and a pair of scissors


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                    • #40
                      PJ, does your STD Check every couple of months protect you against AIDS?

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by MetalHeadz View Post
                        PJ, does your STD Check every couple of months protect you against AIDS?
                        I hope he says yes
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                        • #42
                          one time i was really drunk and poked holes with a safety pin in every condom in the fishbowl at my bathroom in my dorm at UConn and slowly but surely those things were used.

                          I now wonder how many kids I caused.
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                          • #43
                            Wow DTF...just wow

                            Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts View Post
                            Personally, I would go out without a rubber, and if things were 'going well' with a girl I would go into the gents' and use the coin operated dispenser. That thing dispensed mints, various condoms, dildos and inflatable sheep. Seriously.
                            I fully admit to having NO IDEA that you can get inflatable sheep out of ones of those....seriously, and I bought a inflatable party sheep before too.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                              Just because he's a nerd doesn't mean he's packin' heat.
                              Trust.

                              Nerd chicks are UGLY...
                              amirite ?

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                                one time i was really drunk and poked holes with a safety pin in every condom in the fishbowl at my bathroom in my dorm at UConn and slowly but surely those things were used.

                                I now wonder how many kids I caused.
                                Fucking party foul, man.

                                You need to get open-chested for that
                                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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