Buying Condoms n stuff

[Exalt]

This is more out of curiosity than anything.

If you were buying a pack of condoms, what do you think would better describe the situation. Embarrassing or Empowering? What if the girl behind the counter was pretty? If your a chick, same questions, except with a good looking dude behind the counter. How about with something silly like lube, or hemorrhoid cream? Would you take measures to make sure as few people as possible saw what you were purchasing? I'm fascinated.

well... buying condoms i never had a problem with... it was basically showing the person behind the counter that i was going to get laid... nothing special there

but I hate condoms, havent bought them since high school so yeah... birth control and/or pulling out is the way to go

[Liquid Blue]

pulling out doesn't do shit, fyi

you can still get girls pregnant

[Cops]

I'm not ten, buying condoms isn't and shouldn't be a big deal. I also don't want to fuck every girl I see, so it doesn't really matter what the fuck the cashier thinks, why should I act like I'm not in a relationship so I can cheat on my girlfriend?

ps. normal cock rings suck, gotta get the vibrating ones.

[Thorkell]

Originally Posted by PjOtTeR
Never buy condoms...
Just take STD test every few months and you're fine...

And the winner for the worst advice ever is.......

I suppose as long as every couple of months your getting updated on who you knocked up and what new STD's you have life is just peachy.


So, I was never embarrassed by buying condoms in the past. However my finance and I recently had a baby and she was on birth control after. Therefor, I haven't bought any in years. She recently got off the birth control so I went to the store to get condoms. Well, they had this dumb little lock thing on the hanger so that you couldn't get them off and you had to go up to the front and ask a customer service rep to come get them for you. So naturally, I just tore the box off the hanger and went through the self checkout.

[Cops]

good man, who locks up condoms. I wouldn't have waited for them to get a key, bring someone over and then check out.

one time i was really drunk and poked holes with a safety pin in every condom in the fishbowl at my bathroom in my dorm at UConn and slowly but surely those things were used.

I now wonder how many kids I caused.

it's hilarious but you're still a bastard :]

[Facetious]

i hope you borrowed a condom from a friend and he got it out of the bowl and you have aids now

[PH]

i like to throw a couple of small durexes down in front of the cashier just to see if she gets a smirk on her face. if she does i whip out the goods and slap her, then drop the magnums on the conveyor. quickest checkout ever.

[Ewan]

...is lets face it....Most of us aren't packing a meat missile worthy of Hollywood Fame.

Small penis identified!

[Money]

PJ, does your STD Check every couple of months protect you against AIDS?

stay away from nasty pussy and u dont need to worry so much

[Scurvy]

pulling out doesn't do shit, fyi

you can still get girls pregnant

its still fun though.

houdini, anyone?

[Soul Survivor]

goin to buy a vibrating cock ring tonight
a) is this pleasurable for both of us? (we're trying something new, things are getting too routine with different types of condoms i.e. studded, bulges, heat, flavoured etc)
b) is it worth it?
c) could this be awkward? (its at loblaws)

I used the ring made by durex, it was pleasurable for my girlfriend ( stimulates the .... For me however it made it numb down there after about 5 to 10 minutes. Ky Warming gel/liquid works well for us. The Ky massage jel/liquid makes me less sensitive. If your sex life is getting boring try to get kinkier with her. i.e.

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

As a manager of a 7-11, I find this very funny, As the drunks come in with their nightly lay, they grab the condoms, and I say 'Have a good night!'. The responses are priceless

[Nickname]

pulling out so does work LB. I pulled out of you and you're not preggers!

[Voth]

Acon, put daddy's Magnum's back in his drawer before he backhands you for trying to impress people over the internet.

[PH]

i don't know about you but as far as i'm concerned any street creds that were at stake went out the window when he wrote internet slang on a real notepad.