Busted!

[Nefas]

I was busted sneaking food into a movie theatre

My new goal in life: Become a master food into movie theatre smuggler.

Any tips?

[Zloy]

Get on a diet, fat freak

[Louis XV]

Naw, the fat freaks are the people who actually eat the theater food.

[Hoju]

my mom uses her purse...the shit ive seen her pop out of her purse in the middle of a movie, you wouldn't believe

[Adman]

saw some kids sneak in big bags of chips.

myself have snuck in candies pops whatever, oo and i'm such a badass i snuck in a mickey of rye.

fear me.

[CommanderEnder]

Getting caught sneaking food in? ROFL that is pretty sad, try try again and shock the world by sneaking in a turkey...

[Nefas]

It was a drink and a box of donuts. I know how to sneak it in next time $$. And I'm anything but fat, or obese, or morbidly overweight, or anything of that nature. k thanks.

[ZeUs!!]

I own everyone on this. I put two happy meals and two share size cokes in my coat going to watch a film, my mate had about a fivers worth of sweets and everyone else had some other drinks, cant remember what they were.

[Dim]

I smuggled some Haribo in once.

[Desire]

I don't even have to smuggle the food in, I can wave my bag of chips in front of the guy who checks the tickets and he doesn't say a thing!
Finland is a great country.

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

you get major propz if you can sneak hotwings into the theatre

[Mitch]

Get your pockets, five dollars each...on ebay for 3 HURRY STEP RIGHT UP AND GET YOUR POCKETS; JUST SEW THEM ON.

[Rudy]

What sucks is that you shouldn't have to sneak food into the flicks to begin with. Those tight mofos should lower the prices on their own shit so that people can actually afford to buy it instead of stopping at the supermarkets and such beforehand. Though because they won't/can't/don't:

Wear a jacket with large pockets, with preferably one in the inside so it doesn't appear so obvious.

Yes, the mother's purse is always a great place. Especially when she lugs around the biggest thing next to a shopping bag. But going to the flicks with your mother is a sad, sad event in itself.

Retain the empty box of popcorn for your next trip, hide your questionable items in there and keep the box near eye level when haveing your ticket checked. The empty mixed lolly bags do just as well, if not better, depending on the size of your forbidden articles.

If you don't have pockets, shove it up the back of your shirt and tuck the bottom into the back of your pants. The success in this ploy relies on your ability to keep your back hidden from any attendants until you're safely inside.

If all else fails. Having a single-serving friend on the inside could always help. A little suggestive wink and/or nod and you're laughin. Be sure to make friends, or threaten the ticket guy's life on your next trip to the flicks.

[Zerzera]

Get a wheelchair...

..stuff food whereever you can and let someone wheel you in while you drule your heart out....

..Or make a dummy stuffed with food and put that in the weelchair... (If you live in a country scared for terrorism this might be a very dangerous action)

[PolluX]

Originally posted by ZeUs!!
I own everyone on this. I put two happy meals and two share size cokes in my coat going to watch a film, my mate had about a fivers worth of sweets and everyone else had some other drinks, cant remember what they were.

hu-huuh I own everyone on this!
I actually got money to pay the theatrefood.

OWNED!!!