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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
oh snaps nick's gonna be pissed at u jeeny
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lol na LB i got u
i wanted to add a definate sarcastic remark, to compliment the first
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OMG! Post of the year!!!Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
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what do beowulf and this thread have in common?
they're:
Last edited by DoTheFandango; 03-18-2008, 09:35 AM.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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:wub:Originally posted by NoLimitSoldier View Postlol na LB i got u i wanted to add a definate sarcastic remark, to compliment the first My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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fuk
stiky dis thredOriginally posted by WardComment
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hot damnhttp://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/Originally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.Comment
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jerome scuggs: the game
HI GUYS FIND OUT WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT HINT: YOU KNOW ABOUT AS MUCH AS ME
edit: i think the third one was definitely me trying to take a photo of the watch on my wrist, it was 5:46am
edit 2: ok the first one was i think before we headed out to RALLY ROAD, and the second is someone's house... no idea who's houseComment
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i have no words
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ok so i figured most of it out
it involved lsd and the band why? and my truck, 4 people who weren't me, and me
strung out and unable to sleep!Comment
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dear jerome:
cyclical life is a life worth reliving.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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I couldn't even remember what I said, I think we both killed it.Originally posted by Noah View PostSure Cops, let me just access the part of my brain where I memorize every post I read/skim through on this forum.
it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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Yeah, Still not a fan.Originally posted by Nickname View Post
Not so much that it's out there (I told you all it would never live up to the hype) but that he posted it without asking me. So yeah, theres the epic story. TO answer Mantra and anybody else who's asking and isn't reading, as to why I didn't tell her to stop, it was a wonderful mix of the fact that I was literally to drunk to stand up, and for some reason I didn't want to hurt her feelings...or something. Who the hell knows.Originally posted by Squeezer View Postoh snaps nick's gonna be pissed at u jeenyThe only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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