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  • #31
    that whooshing sound is the sarcasm flying over your head
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #32
      oh snaps nick's gonna be pissed at u jeeny
      Originally posted by Tone
      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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      • #33
        lol na LB i got u i wanted to add a definate sarcastic remark, to compliment the first
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        • #34
          OMG! Post of the year!!!
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          • #35
            what do beowulf and this thread have in common?

            they're:
            Last edited by DoTheFandango; 03-18-2008, 09:35 AM.
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by NoLimitSoldier View Post
              lol na LB i got u i wanted to add a definate sarcastic remark, to compliment the first
              :wub:
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #37
                fuk

                stiky dis thred
                Originally posted by Ward
                OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                • #38
                  hot damn
                  Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                  You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                  There wont be another election for president.
                  Obama is the Omega President.
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                  • #39
                    jerome scuggs: the game

                    HI GUYS FIND OUT WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT HINT: YOU KNOW ABOUT AS MUCH AS ME







                    edit: i think the third one was definitely me trying to take a photo of the watch on my wrist, it was 5:46am

                    edit 2: ok the first one was i think before we headed out to RALLY ROAD, and the second is someone's house... no idea who's house
                    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                    internet de la jerome

                    because the internet | hazardous

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                    • #40
                      i have no words


                      1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                      • #41
                        ok so i figured most of it out

                        it involved lsd and the band why? and my truck, 4 people who weren't me, and me

                        strung out and unable to sleep!
                        NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                        internet de la jerome

                        because the internet | hazardous

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                        • #42
                          dear jerome:

                          cyclical life is a life worth reliving.
                          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                            NICKNAME> we call her the Gargoyle
                            Jeenyuss> was she a voice actor for the cartoon?
                            NICKNAME> because i'm sure late at night she's perched on a ledge somewhere scaring children
                            NICKNAME> but thats another story
                            NICKNAME> Huh? cartoon?
                            Jeenyuss> that cartoon was fucking awesome
                            Jeenyuss> gargoyles
                            NICKNAME> No
                            Jeenyuss> STONE WARRIORS BATTLE
                            NICKNAME> but thats an AWESOME cartoon
                            NICKNAME> I have the song on my play list
                            Jeenyuss> i liked brooklyn a lot
                            NICKNAME> was he the red one?
                            Jeenyuss> i had the card game
                            Jeenyuss> i think so
                            NICKNAME> I liked the main guy
                            Jeenyuss> the one with the long ass beak
                            NICKNAME> whatever his name was
                            NICKNAME> and the little green guy
                            NICKNAME> yeah, the red one
                            Jeenyuss> yeah the smallest one was pretty bitching too
                            NICKNAME> the blue one was the dumb one and the green one was the kid
                            Jeenyuss> i hate how all cartoons have stereotypical fat guys
                            Jeenyuss wins. Dumb redneck jock story loses.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Noah View Post
                              Sure Cops, let me just access the part of my brain where I memorize every post I read/skim through on this forum.
                              I couldn't even remember what I said, I think we both killed it.
                              it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Nickname View Post
                                Personally, i'm not a fan.
                                Yeah, Still not a fan.

                                Originally posted by Squeezer View Post
                                oh snaps nick's gonna be pissed at u jeeny
                                Not so much that it's out there (I told you all it would never live up to the hype) but that he posted it without asking me. So yeah, theres the epic story. TO answer Mantra and anybody else who's asking and isn't reading, as to why I didn't tell her to stop, it was a wonderful mix of the fact that I was literally to drunk to stand up, and for some reason I didn't want to hurt her feelings...or something. Who the hell knows.
                                The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                                Originally posted by Richard Creager
                                All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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