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There, now I feel better.Originally posted by Tone -
why arent you guys talking to me?Originally posted by ToneComment
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hi there
how's the headMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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found out from my roommate today that next friday we're having "kung-40" night at my place
it's where you mix kung fu, 40's, and weed
come join me hunny bunnyMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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better, im peaking. we were watching South Park, but that was Britney's head was fucked up and it was too much for us. We're watching UFC now (two of my friends are trippin too) so everything is better.Originally posted by ToneComment
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What a coincidence, I'm smokin a blunt right now.Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
brb...walk time.Originally posted by ToneComment
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if you can see the keyboard eat moreIll-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself
1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole
Evasive <E> wtf
Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
caco <ER>> )Oo
caco <ER>> bot thief!
caco <ER>> duel me for it
Evasive <E> no!
Cigarettes> wunderbar?Comment
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How does it feel?
I like to compare the feeling to "Life HD"sigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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kung fu wtf5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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this thread was a terrible idea.
I'm on the come down now and it's fantastic. I had a bad trip for a while because we went for a walk in the pouring rain. Plus we walked by a few cops and I got really freaked out I was going to get caught. My only problem with Mushrooms is that I always try to act normal, but things never go as planned and then I get extremely scared that someone caught me slip up and is going to out me. I know it's silly, but I'm in the good place now.Originally posted by ToneComment
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kung 40, brosephOriginally posted by Facetious View PostMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I saw that movie with the guy and his weird dreams. I wasn't even on any drugs or booze at the time and it was totally messed up.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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the science of sleep is fantastic.Originally posted by Fit of Rage View Post
Oh by the way Squeezer, walking around late at night on shrooms is fucking creepy. I don't think it's silly to feel a bit overwhelmed by the drugs and atmosphere.
My buddys want to have a party where you duck tape two 40s to your hands and can't use your hand until the bottle is empty.Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Postit makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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I was still high when I wrote that. I usually like walking at night on shrooms, but in this particular case it was cold, rainy, and extremely dark. Not exactly prime conditions.Originally posted by Cops View Post
Oh, and we call that game Edward 40-Hands around here. It's fun until you have to pee and realize that you've gotta finish two half forty's before you can unzip your fly.Originally posted by ToneComment
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