Originally posted by Liquid Blue
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Two things... It depends what kind of liquer you're drinking, and it depends what you're going to do.. I mean, you can get 22 shots from a liter of 80 proof vodka for less than $10 (yeah, it'll be crystal palace or mr boston but you have to keep in mind poor college student's can't be picky/fags and don't spend that much for the better shit)... and the equivalent in beer wouldn't differ that much(btw dtf, a 30 of keystone here only runs you like $13/14).... And beer is nasty? Only if you're a fag. I mean there's different brands for a reason... if all beer tasted nasty, then why wouldn't the cheapest be the only one sold? Believe it or not, if you take the tampon out of your pussy, you can actually taste and appreciate different types of beer (as DTF said, he didn't want to drink goat piss so he sprung a little extra). I mean, I drink red/blue keystones simply because I don't have enough to spend extra money when you buy cigarettes as well as two 30's a week... Not to mention, you can't buy anything more of beer than a 30... You can buy handles/100+ proof of liquor, which the higher/more volume you get, is more efficient then getting drunk off beer.
Which brings me to my next point, about the drinking and getting "retarded". it depends on how much you drink and how fast.... it's not the fact that it's liquor that makes you 'retarded', it's because people drink it faster ('cause obviously you can take more shots then drinking beers and it doesn't fill you up as much).. And most of us college-age individuals don't think this is about 'getting tipsy and remembering' shit, God are you a fucking mother? Feel free to spread your legs, bend down, and pull the tampon out of your ass because you're a Goddamn pussy.
Oh, and Coors isn't dark, fag.
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