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  • #31
    Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
    Beer is a hell of alot cheaper than liquor, I have no idea how you think it's cheaper unless you're not the one buying the bottles.

    You can also drink more beer and not get as fucking retarded as you do off of shots, I'm hoping you're not just sipping martini's or fruity drinks and shit when you're talking about liquor. I prefer to get tipsy and actually remember what on during the night instead of waking up next to a toilet every time I go to a party or chill with friends.

    Of course beer is nasty, but so are straight/double shots of alot of liquors.

    Two things... It depends what kind of liquer you're drinking, and it depends what you're going to do.. I mean, you can get 22 shots from a liter of 80 proof vodka for less than $10 (yeah, it'll be crystal palace or mr boston but you have to keep in mind poor college student's can't be picky/fags and don't spend that much for the better shit)... and the equivalent in beer wouldn't differ that much(btw dtf, a 30 of keystone here only runs you like $13/14).... And beer is nasty? Only if you're a fag. I mean there's different brands for a reason... if all beer tasted nasty, then why wouldn't the cheapest be the only one sold? Believe it or not, if you take the tampon out of your pussy, you can actually taste and appreciate different types of beer (as DTF said, he didn't want to drink goat piss so he sprung a little extra). I mean, I drink red/blue keystones simply because I don't have enough to spend extra money when you buy cigarettes as well as two 30's a week... Not to mention, you can't buy anything more of beer than a 30... You can buy handles/100+ proof of liquor, which the higher/more volume you get, is more efficient then getting drunk off beer.

    Which brings me to my next point, about the drinking and getting "retarded". it depends on how much you drink and how fast.... it's not the fact that it's liquor that makes you 'retarded', it's because people drink it faster ('cause obviously you can take more shots then drinking beers and it doesn't fill you up as much).. And most of us college-age individuals don't think this is about 'getting tipsy and remembering' shit, God are you a fucking mother? Feel free to spread your legs, bend down, and pull the tampon out of your ass because you're a Goddamn pussy.


    Oh, and Coors isn't dark, fag.
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
      Uh, my roomate bought a 24 pack of Coors Light from Giant for $10 the other day, thank you bonus card. It's not high-quality but it's not Natty Ice, and it gets the job done. I usually buy a couple of 6 packs, I never shell out $40 bucks on beer- if I'm getting alot my buddies and I pool our money together. I feel sorry for you assholes spending so much on your beer.

      Best regards, LB
      i'm jealous I must say. well, either way, i drink my shitty vodka and shitty rum and you drink your shitty beer and it all works out because we'll be drunk to the break of dawn.
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      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by stark View Post
        Two things... It depends what kind of liquer you're drinking, and it depends what you're going to do.. I mean, you can get 22 shots from a liter of 80 proof vodka for less than $10 (yeah, it'll be crystal palace or mr boston but you have to keep in mind poor college student's can't be picky/fags and don't spend that much for the better shit)... and the equivalent in beer wouldn't differ that much(btw dtf, a 30 of keystone here only runs you like $13/14).... And beer is nasty? Only if you're a fag. I mean there's different brands for a reason... if all beer tasted nasty, then why wouldn't the cheapest be the only one sold? Believe it or not, if you take the tampon out of your pussy, you can actually taste and appreciate different types of beer (as DTF said, he didn't want to drink goat piss so he sprung a little extra). I mean, I drink red/blue keystones simply because I don't have enough to spend extra money when you buy cigarettes as well as two 30's a week... Not to mention, you can't buy anything more of beer than a 30... You can buy handles/100+ proof of liquor, which the higher/more volume you get, is more efficient then getting drunk off beer.

        Which brings me to my next point, about the drinking and getting "retarded". it depends on how much you drink and how fast.... it's not the fact that it's liquor that makes you 'retarded', it's because people drink it faster ('cause obviously you can take more shots then drinking beers and it doesn't fill you up as much).. And most of us college-age individuals don't think this is about 'getting tipsy and remembering' shit, God are you a fucking mother? Feel free to spread your legs, bend down, and pull the tampon out of your ass because you're a Goddamn pussy.


        Oh, and Coors isn't dark, fag.
        First off, I don't drink alot of liquor, so I have no idea how many shots you can get out of a bottle and all that other shit. I don't care either, because I'm the guy drinking beer.

        Secondly, yes beer is nasty. There are different degrees of nasty, and I prefer my beer to be nasty but drinkable. If I thought beer tasted great I'd be worried about drinking too much of it, all the time. I've never had a beer and thought "ho shit, this is the best thing I've ever tasted". I've thought " wow this is good beer", but that goes to show that I have different standards for beer, compared to non-alcoholic shit I drink.

        I've gotten drunk as shit before, blacked out and gone to parties where people get drunk off their asses and still climb in their cars and drive home. I don't want to throw up every weekend, and fuck if I'm going to drink on weekdays and go into work repeatedly with a hangover- guess who's not in college now. I don't need to do that shit anymore. You can get drunk as hell, throw up, fuck that fat chick that's been eyeing you for the past hour while I'm getting a good buzz and can still operate the next morning.

        And where do you see me saying Coors is dark beer? Didn't I say Coors light in my previous posts? I said I don't drink alot of dark beer, not "I don't drink alot of dark beer like Coors".

        Originally posted by DTF
        i'm jealous I must say. well, either way, i drink my shitty vodka and shitty rum and you drink your shitty beer and it all works out because we'll be drunk to the break of dawn.
        So true. And you have one up on me because you have a pillow room.

        Cheers.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #34
          A 24 of Coors is $35 in Can-yada

          Coors is shit though, it tastes like beer mixed with massive amounts of salt.

          Stark why are you being such a douchebag? It doesn't matter what you drink really, I like beer you like liquor. No need to step on people's toes over stupid shit.
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          • #35
            I think my problem stems from 2 things:
            • Actually enjoying drinking beer. I'd prefer to drink a decent to good beer over any other drink except maybe sweet tea, wine, and water (oddly enough, that's pretty much all I drink except milk/juice daily because I force myself to).
            • Not getting a hangover after I get drunk. I will feel the fact that I've been drinking if I drink a decent amount (12 or so drinks in a 3-4 hour period) but I don't get a hangover (headache, fucked up stomach, whatever) until I've gotten completely blacked out and puked (which doesn't happen anymore unless I drink on an empty stomach or something because I always black out before I get to puke level now).

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            • #36
              you can get a handle of cheap bourbon for like 13 bucks. thats 42 drinks. they dont sell beer at that price
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              • #37
                Or you could be like me, not drink alcohol at all and be off a whole lot cheaper!
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                • #38
                  You play golf, which is the sport equivalent of getting drunk on Black Label every week.
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                  • #39
                    I drink jaeger... ot's a normall beer...
                    I buy it for less then 4 € for 24 bottles... there isn't a way of getting drunk cheaper, besides maybe buying a can of aceton or sumthing...
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Cops View Post
                      A 24 of Coors is $35 in Can-yada
                      What, really? I'd ask for Moosehead or Keiths instead.

                      I haven't really boughten a 2-4 in a while though, I buy 6 packs mainly cause I'll probably drink more than I need to with a 2-4.
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                      • #41
                        i havent smoked pot in 2 weeks

                        every three days i take at least 2, max 5 hits of acid

                        it's been pretty surreal
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                          i like drinking stuff that doesn't taste like horrible goats' piss. magic hat no.9 is a beautiful mix of flavors with a little peach essence. each batch is a little different and its all so good. the guinness are mad tasty too, with the nitrogen bullet that expands when you open it. the newcastle was my friends and he did those himself. and you know what, that handle and that 750mL were of smirnoff, the best of the bottom shelf.
                          Magic Hat has some damn good beer, especially if you get it on tap. Personally...a few shots of Patron and a few pints of IPA (Victory or Lost Coasts Indica IPA's are so so good!) from the hand pump at my favorite pub wrapped up with a nitecap of a good stout, like an imperial chocolate stout with an order of hot wings makes for a fine meal. Add a good game on the flat screen and I am a happy bar slob.
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                          • #43
                            wow a lot of people are starting to drink this magic hat no. 9 now. They just added it to the local pub (yes we have those even in the south) a week ago, but i have to say it's a little fruity tasting for me. I don't mean fruity as in gay, just as in a weird flavor. Coulda just been a bad glass though...

                            i really can't believe you guys drink and no one's mentioned the cost effectiveness of KEGS for a 15 1/2 gallon keg, that's around 150-170 drinks. Cheap kegs go for about $50-70 not factoring in deposits and taps.

                            Also, if you guys ever get old enough to go out, beer is much much much less expensive than liquor at bars. Yeah, you can order those $1 kamikazees all night, but you won't get drunk. Domestic cans (esp. PBR or keystone) can ususally be found around $1-2 at most bars.

                            I got friends who can't stand the taste of beer, so I won't jump out and call you a pussy just for that. But it's a bit narrowminded to say all beer tastes bad, and if you keep drinking it, you'll probably change your opinion.

                            oh and Coor's Light, as watered down as it is, usually costs $10 for an 18pack, but that's definitely a matter of where you live.

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                            Ranking of Alcoholic Drinks
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                            1. Schwarz beers (black lagers)
                            2. Belgian-style beers (sweeter, light and dark)
                            3. Stouts (chocolate ones even better)
                            4. XX Lager Especial (got to give it up to the Mex. lagers)
                            5. Hefewiesens / Whit beers
                            6. Brown or Red Ales
                            7. Light Lagers

                            I won't attempt to judge liquors, there are just too many styles beyond rum, tequila, burbon, etc
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by DankNuggets View Post
                              Cheap kegs go for about $50-70 not factoring in deposits and taps.
                              That's a disgusting price. In my college town, a Natty Light or PBR keg is $30.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by genocidal View Post
                                That's a disgusting price. In my college town, a Natty Light or PBR keg is $30.
                                for a half barrel? wow. that's just straight up amazing. a keg of Keystone light here cost twice that.
                                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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