Biggest pain you've ever felt

[gran guerrero]

you know ive done some crazy shit

but how the fuck do you flip a van

pfft women

[Kahlan]

pfft women

^^

[PaulOakenfold]

don't come to northeast US pandagirl.


:cat:

[Pandagirl!]

It didn't flip all the way, just halfway. Basically what happened was that something distracted me and I drifted across the road (it's only 1.5 lanes wide, not 2... just a little country road). Then I'm in the left hand shoulder, and being the idiot I am, I jerk the wheel and brake, which is exactly what you're not supposed to do when you're in the shoulder. Since I'm going 55 mph, I overcorrected, and I braked, my van flipped around 180 degrees so I was now travelling backwards 55mph down the road heading towards the other side of the road. I ended up with the driver side of my car in a ditch (if the ditch wasn't there it would have probably rolled over completely). The passenger front window popped out and I pulled myself out and couldn't believe that a) I was such an idiot and b) I was an idiot that survived.

And yes, I did lose my license for 3 weeks because I was 17.

And then I bought a manual transmission for my next car so that I'd be forced to pay more attention to the road. It's worked pretty well.

[Zeebu]

nasty papercut once ugh it bled

[gran guerrero]

nasty papercut once ugh it bled

this makes me think of that jackass skit where they all gave each other nasty papercuts in their fingers, lips, and naughty parts. it makes me shudder

[Jeenyuss]

lol fuckin' hectors all of u shud wear helmots because ur shuch fucking hectors.

[gran guerrero]

lol fuckin' hectors all of u shud wear helmots because ur shuch fucking hectors.

So... does this mean dinner is off?

[DoTheFandango]

you've crashed more cars than I have owned, and yet your parents trust you with a nice car? god damn it, i hate you. if i crashed one car, my insurance would be so high i couldn't afford to drive. not only that, but my parents would never ever ever ever help me pay for anything if i crashed it.

fuck you.

[gran guerrero]

so speaking of chicks in cars ruining guys with dicks' lives.

My friend has a ford foxbody, suited out with a ridiculous engine that makes car alarms go off when he passes by (Just barely being street legal) and he was on his way from his automechanic school (UTI in Orlando) when a chick texting on her cellphone totaled his car, pinning his door in, the body frame is all fucked and rubbing against the tire. now the damage is clearly seen beyond the driver's seat towards the back of the car. I consider this a no-fault on his part being that florida is a no-fault state. And I would of said the girl was recklessly driving while texting on the phone without paying attention. Unfortunately for my friend, the girl was kind of hot, and the cop played douchebag and gave him the ticket for "an illegal turn" when clearly he wasn't when everyone waved him on to continue on with the turn (it was one of those traffic light things, where there isn't a lane for the left turn, but ppl pull up to the middle of the road and go when there is no traffic.) the people to the left of him were like A-O-K and he was already almost onto the other lane when the last lane chick looked up at the green light then back down at her cell phone and pushed the pedal to the medal.

Long story short, he's taking it to court and if doesn't win he's kind of fucked being that he's a poor college student that spent most of his money on that car, weed and booz and the occasional shrooms.

[Pandagirl!]

you've crashed more cars than I have owned, and yet your parents trust you with a nice car? god damn it, i hate you. if i crashed one car, my insurance would be so high i couldn't afford to drive. not only that, but my parents would never ever ever ever help me pay for anything if i crashed it.

fuck you.

If they had paid for the car, they wouldn't have bought me a new car. But I worked full time since sophomore year and bought my first car for $6000. When I got rear-ended I got the retail value, which was $6000 cuz I got a deal on the car. I also got some other stipulations for pain and suffering and such. I wrecked their van, yea, but the thing was actually going to get hauled off to the junkyard as soon as I found a new car. It was worth $500, we sold it to a junkyard after I wrecked it for $300, so I paid them the $200 difference. I then used the $6000 from my old car and another $1000 I'd saved up to by my new car for $7000. So basically no, they haven't bought either of my cars, and I paid them back for theirs.

As for the insurance, I wasn't at fault in my first accident so the insurance didn't go up. In the second wreck, we only had liability insurance on it because it was a piece of crap, so once again, my rates didn't go up.

Fuck you.

[Squeezer]

I've been working full time since I werese fifteen and I have no car cuz i spent my money on college

fuck all of you.

[Cops]

you've crashed more cars than I have owned, and yet your parents trust you with a nice car? god damn it, i hate you. if i crashed one car, my insurance would be so high i couldn't afford to drive. not only that, but my parents would never ever ever ever help me pay for anything if i crashed it.

fuck you.

I just find it funny that she can still get cheaper insurance than you or me and she's totaled two cars.

[Pummel]

Perhaps you should go outside.

The obvious assumption.

I play all sorts of contact sports and I have never broken a bone. I've sprained stuff but that's the worst thats happened. Some people just have stronger bones than others.

[Adman]

Proven Fact: Guys who haven't broken bones are gay. (or their mother make them wear pillows under their clothes)