itt jerome scuggs asks for legal advice

[Heroin Bob]

unless you're a minority but of course

"IT BE CUZ IM BLACK!"

[Epinephrine]

itt jerome scuggs whines about cops being lenient with him; tries to spin it to make them look like douchebags.

Holy shit I agree with Izor for once.

[gran guerrero]

well the original purpose of this thread was him asking for legal advice

tw fourmz knows no boundaries however.

[Ward]

Let's try this again, no one snitched on Jerome, you fucking e-tard. The cops were trying to bait him into admitting that he had weed in his car. If the cops got it out of his friends that Jerome had weed in his car they wouldn't bother trying to get Jerome into admitting that he had weed in his car, instead they would have simply started to search the car.

Jerome volunteering to take the charge has to do with everything, it also doesn't make him less respected in his group of friends but more respected for looking out for his friends who could have easily got fucked over from something like this. If you don't read what he posts then don't bother replying, you fucking fool.

Hey.. I just skimmed through that essay in one minute, looked to me like someone snitched on jerome, w/e you nerd..

[Jerome Scuggs]

I just called the court and they dropped it

ITT jerome fights the law

and jerome won

[Zeebu]

I just called the court and they dropped it

ITT jerome fights the law

and jerome won

hah, really?

well lookee there

[Zerzera]

Nah I can't say I've been in a sticky situation ever with the law in my entire life. I have had heated discussions with cops a few times when I thought they weren't doing a proper job though but never was I the subject. I guess it's easier when you live in a free country like I.
I still don't understand you jerome, you claim that you weren't caught, but it's presumable that you would have drank from those beers, so it were your beers as in a group. You all got caught.

[gran guerrero]

Nah I can't say I've been in a sticky situation ever with the law in my entire life. I have had heated discussions with cops a few times when I thought they weren't doing a proper job though but never was I the subject. I guess it's easier when you live in a free country like I.
I still don't understand you jerome, you claim that you weren't caught, but it's presumable that you would have drank from those beers, so it were your beers as in a group. You all got caught.

do you consider it a criminal offense for a bunch of college kids to drink some beers in the woods?

Really ask yourself this question. Then maybe you can understand his point of view.

[Heroin Bob]

...it's presumable that you would have drank from those beers...

pre meditated drinking is not any worse than drinking, therefore plotting to get drunk is not illegal.

[milosh]

pre meditated drinking is not any worse than drinking, therefore plotting to get drunk is not illegal.

I read this three times then laughed.

[DankNuggets]

I read this three times then laughed.

I read it and was like :wassat:

then i read it again and was like :unsure:

then i read it a third time and was like :blink:

[project dragon]

Worst fight ever.

[Heroin Bob]

I read this three times then laughed.

my boredom creates amazing dry wit, you can thank crappy Olympics and no Baseball i want to watch being on atm.

[soup]

I can't believe I read your story.

BUT MAN IT WAS EXCITING

[stark]

Quick story time...


Back when I was in about 10(ish) grade in high school, I took art class with ross (rosstones for those that remember him). He worked part time at a pharmacy after school, and told me that there was this dildo wrapped sitting on newpaper on a green high-voltage box thing out back behind the store (also behind a bar). I tell my friend about it one night, and we decide to go check it out (he's one of those kids desperate for attention and will do pretty much anything for a laugh). It's a vibrator with a long wire going to a small battery pack with an on/off button,and it's pretty big and foamy. So, he tries to pick it up without touching it, and we get it to.. about in front of radio shack (a few buildings down and on the sidewalk, now). It's incredibly hard for him to carry it, using like sticks or whatever he was using (it was like 6 years ago).

So, he eventually gets sick of fumbling with it, and just picks it up (which is absolutely discusting). We end up getting batteries for it, and it actually still works, though that's not really the good part... We end up going over by the 24 hour laundromat parking lot, and a cop comes pulls up. We called him scary Gary because he was scary and really a dick most of the time. Tells us we're loitering and the manager of the laundromat doesn't like that. So, he sees Matt with his hands behind is back, and is like "what do you got behind your back, son?" And he takes one hand behind his back, still holding the dildo with the other behind his back. Of course, he asks to see the other hand. So Matt shows him the other hand, wielding a dildo. For the first time in my life I've seen this cop crack a smile, and actually almost laugh. Then a short conversation "where did you get that?" "found it." "put that down... you don't know where that's been."

I could just imagine him telling that story to other officers or his friends.