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refine your product and advertise as "Wavy, Crispy Bacon" and you'll have Zero competitionOriginally posted by Pressure Drop View Post
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can do pay wiht the peypal yes?SSCU Trench Wars Super Moderator
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Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.
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you'll remember your folly when your eating Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © for breakfast lunch and dinner 7 days a week and i'm rolling in money haveing solved the worlds malnutrition and food shortage problems and the rising cost off food all in one foul swoop.
there will even be Vegetarian Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © and it's allso good for the pigs in fact feeding the pigs Vegetarian Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © makes the Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © taste even better
my empire is just beginning there is so much potential in Crispy Bacon Waves ™ ©
Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © flavoured drinks
Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © ice cream
Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © crisps
Not so Crispy Bacon Waves ™ ©
Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © coffee
Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © fruit smoothe
Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © fast food outlets
Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © funeral services (catering included)
i could go on but thats just due to my limitless business potential
:greedy:Last edited by Pressure Drop; 08-21-2008, 11:27 AM.In my world,
I am King
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Where can I buy accessories? T-shirts? Rims? Bling?SSCU Trench Wars Super Moderator
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Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.
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don't listen to him!!
buy my Wavy Bacon Crisps instead ! No messy frying pans ! Just delicious wavy bacon in crispy form! On top of that each purchase of Wavy Bacon Crisps comes with a free tattoo inside the package !

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Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.
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Some great ideas here, you ppl will get good jobs at Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © MEGA CORP - even Dank when his rival project is crushed and he sees the light that it was always an inferior product.
off course in future everyone will work for Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © MEGA CORP and buy Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © MEGA CORP produce.
hell even the electircity will be provided by the pigs trained to run on treadmills with a reward of a Vegetarian Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © for every 5 km run. This has the benifit of happy healthy pigs that makes Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © taste even more awesomeo
Ohhh but PD i hear you all cry, that is unsustainable and the amount of methane from piggy farts will still cuase greenhouse emmisons let alone the production of all the feed for those pigs.
Well duh! thats why Vegetarian Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © are processed from the special GM modified tastilicious bacteria that feed on the pig poo. Once ingested they release active gasses that readily combine with methane and other noxious gasses to produces a mild lavender smell.
Also the scientific branch will have speeded up ITER the by resolving petty international disputes slowing down the project since we all work for Crispy Bacon Waves ™ © MEGA CORP anyhow
i will usher in a new world order!In my world,
I am King
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