i wrestled a bee once

[PaulOakenfold]

jeenyuss....;

[Jeenyuss]

i had to bike to work today guys, i'm not entirely sure if i'll be able to keep this up much longer. classes begin thursday and i'm supposed to be the first to drive in the carpool.

I was once too, wrestled a bee.

gran that story was all well and good but you do not understand; THERE IS NO BEE ON MY SWEATER THERE IS A WASP/BEE IN MY FUCKING CAR. maybe i could set out a sweater as bait for the wasp to land on, then throw that out of the car with the wasp following suit. i would risk getting stung, though. also, i would ruin a perfectly good sweater.

nevermind, just get some kind of insecticide.

also, forget the seven-eleven, dont you have any kind of convenience store near where you live? (i.e. so you can walk/bike).

also, while there, get a wunderbaum or other brand air freshener for your car, this will solve the dead wasp smell, and your car will smell of pine, mullberries, peaches or even bear feces depending on what smell airfreshener you choose to purchase.

Problem Solved.

ok yeah we all want cars smelling like bear shit; i agree. but that doesn't solve the problem of all of the wasps in a 50 mile radius attacking my car because i killed one of their own. the only way out of that situation would be to kill even more wasps. this risks me getting stung as well as a lot of wasp-blood on my wasp-hands.

- Buy deer piss

- Spray in car

- Voila!

best case scenario: i get a whole bunch of deer in my car because they're attracted to the scent

worst case scenario: it smells like deer piss and there's still a wasp.

I thought PH had already "kong'd" the thread cause hes really cool, but it was real pictures of you in your "car" LOL

it's good to see you still have one massive erection from re-attaining your position as best <ER> ever!!! hsot chocobo rancher warkwark PLEASE i need

I can't be the only person who thought Jeen was black all this time. You and your danny glover -_-

danny glover is a universal role model.

3h> I'm black below the waist
3h> visual proof exists but I WILL NOT provide it
3: D1st0rt> ph, you should get that checked out
3: D1st0rt> could be frostbite or something
3h> rofl dirl
3:sauvignon> does the welfare check come addressed to your penis?
3: D1st0rt> you will fit right in here, little missy
3h> OH SURE, UNEMPLOYMENT JOKES, HAHA SO FUNNY
3:Centurion <ZH>> LOL
3:Centurion <ZH>> ph owned by a chick, gg
3:sauvignon> i agree, lame, but on the same level of "i'm black below the waist", no?
3h> btw, LOST YOUR KNIFE D1?
3h> HERE, YOU LEFT IT IN MY BACK
3:Centurion <ZH>> ROFL
3h> ET TU PEDRO?

lol jeen get in it put the windows up cover up good and smoke that bitch out LOL 3-4 blunts and u wont be able to see ur hand in front of u
haha that prolly wont work but u could try it for fun?


BUG SPRAY spray thoose bastards nest then if u can get it out burn it, let ur car air out ur good

hotboxing the bee is an intriguing idea. i don't think i can see any downsides. i am a lightweight though and if this bee can take hits better than i can then i'm fucked. he'll lull me into a calm and then fuck me up. maybe smoke will just make him pissed off. if i'm smoking with the windows rolled up i don't want a pissed off bee in there.

jeenyuss....;

sage advice, this may just save my car.

[Zerzera]

Jesus, if it's a bee stop whining. Bees are kind creatures, if it's walking about just put your finger in front and let it walk on your finger and carry it outside. Bees only sting when they're being attacked and when it stings a human being it will pay with its life.

[Dabram]

this thread has to be a joke that i'm not getting. reminds me of monty python's killer rabbit..

[Pressure Drop]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_DQYVppJG4

think outside the box jeen
:fear:

[Xog]

how comedic a bunch of white boys listening to nwa

[Dreamwin]

(40 bucks for a full tank suck my dick dreamwin)

lol wtf, i dont get it

[genocidal]

how comedic a bunch of white boys listening to nwa

What's even funnier is a bunch of black boys listening to Rush.

[Galleleo]

I was once in the backseat of the car on my way to the holiday destination. Suddenly, there was movement in my pants but no hot chicks around. A bee had gotten in there and right as I smacked his ass to the afterlife, he stung me, the bitch.

[project dragon]

Bee ate my sandwich once.

[Capital Knockers]

Well here I am with my morning coffee, alas no mind sundering tales of brave exploits. I think money has the right idea, cept find a honey blunt. Maybe you can tempt him, blow the smoke outside teh car, he follows - you peel away? Or maybe be a gentleman about it and find some flowers and tempt him out.

[gran guerrero]

this thread has to be a joke that i'm not getting. reminds me of monty python's killer rabbit..

This is no laughing matter.

[Aquatiq]

what kind of bear do u drink?

[Displaced]

ok, time to pull out the motherfucking big guns...

get one of your friends involved, buy him a 6 pack or something to do the following:

1) rent a bee/wasp suit
2) put some really sexy lingerie ontop of that suit, im thinking like a nice lace teddy or something.
3) now get your friend to stand outside the car and dance sexy (like, true lies sexy :P)
4) that bee/wasp has got to be one horny motherfucker after being trapped in your car for over a day, so hell be all like PH when he sees a little boy.
5) bee flies out of car to get some lovin', problem solved...

oh, and your friend might want to gtfo before all the bees in the area want to get lucky.

[castromarx]

Tobe or not tobe?