i wrestled a bee once

[Flub]

what kind of bear do u drink?

polar bear

[NaiLed]

polar bears are so good, im going to introduce them to england

and i got stung by 2 wasps this summer, little buggers

[Zeebu]

ok yeah we all want cars smelling like bear shit; i agree. but that doesn't solve the problem of all of the wasps in a 50 mile radius attacking my car because i killed one of their own. the only way out of that situation would be to kill even more wasps. this risks me getting stung as well as a lot of wasp-blood on my wasp-hands.

jeen has wasp-hands

[royCE]

u have a fuckin reno?

wow...frenchy

this reminds me of the time i bought a Fico for a 100 dollars and rolling it off a cliff of a mountain, it was classic.

[kthx]

Bee's are just the terrorists of the animal world.. they are so fucking terrible, that just to let you know they are there drilling your honey, and shipping it to you so you can eat honey that doesn't cost 10 dollars a gallon like it does in Europe, they decide to give you a little sting every once in a while just to let you know not to fuck with them. But then they die and none of the other bees or any of the people who got stung really give a fuck about the bee that died to sting you and life goes on. Then you go start a war with his bee hive and you say it is because they stung you.. but we all know you just want that delicious honey.. douchebag.

[TagMor]

bees are awesome.
I had a hive when i was a kid.. their society is complex as fuck and fun to observe.. like they will station little soldiers at teh entrances to protect the honey/queen. And if you get an aggressive queen they will go off and attack other hives, stealing their honey. You can have little bee wars with neighbouring apiarists.

They are not just stupid insects.. Show them respect and they will do the same.

[Pressure Drop]

perhaps this is the reason why the wasp was in the car!

perhaps jeen has his car converted to fit his wasp-hands!!

certainly when i suggested selling his car he was all "NO I CAN'T DO THAT!!"

so perhaps the wasp was flying by and seen the converted steering and realised that this could be his dream ticket to MEXICO !!! so he hopped in as excited as a wasp that was about to drive a human car could possibly be (thats very excited) and was trying to drive the car but found out that although he could steer fine with his wasp-hands he lacked sufficient force being a small massed wasp to push the pedal.

it then remained in the car deeply depressed with it's dreams shattered and the urge to take vengeance on the cruel world and laws of physics by ferociously stinging the next human it sees.

i'd sell the car jeen

[Zerzera]

i'd sell the car jeen

Yes, take advice from a screw kicker.

[gran guerrero]

Bee's are just the terrorists of the animal world.. they are so fucking terrible, that just to let you know they are there drilling your honey, and shipping it to you so you can eat honey that doesn't cost 10 dollars a gallon like it does in Europe, they decide to give you a little sting every once in a while just to let you know not to fuck with them. But then they die and none of the other bees or any of the people who got stung really give a fuck about the bee that died to sting you and life goes on. Then you go start a war with his bee hive and you say it is because they stung you.. but we all know you just want that delicious honey.. douchebag.

and you just described america and their involvement in the middle east

[Singularity]

NOT TEH BEES!!!!1f

[kthx]

and you just described america and their involvement in the middle east

I was talking about bees... wtf are you talking about.

[gran guerrero]

I was talking about bees... wtf are you talking about.

Malarkey

[Jeenyuss]

alright i'm sorry i haven't had time to respond to this thread for a little while (i also apologize in advance for not responding to everyone individually in this post) but there have been some very unfortunate developments in this case. i had my windows unrolled in my car for two days straight to air out all the wasps (or at least i thought that's what would happen) and on wednesday i drove to work because i thought it was safe. the ride there was fine, there was no buzzing or anything of that sort. i worked for 4 hours it was a very short shift and bought some apple juice and then returned to my car. i put my keys in the ignition (ignition is on the left side because it is a french car) and it wouldn't turn over. at first i thought that the battery had died but the few interior lights the renault does have were all on when i turned the key. i was perplexed. i called dave and dave picked me up and we watched an episode of the office and then i took a nap.

this is the important part. i went back to go push start it when i discovered that the ignition wire had been fucked with. it looked like it had partly melted because it was touching something hot. OR like a wasp had chewed through it. who knows. my car is now not working at all.

i saw lots of wasps today at the beer gardens. so many wasps. i was very scared.

[jord]

wooo the wasp is gone B)

i don't think a wasp could chew through a wire though. maybe a squirrel hopped into your car?

[DoTheFandango]

this is what you do
FUCKING RUN BEES SUCK