(Steadman)>they went out drinking... ogron siaxis and siaxis gf
(Steadman)>apparently ogron is EXTREMELY morbidly obese and ridiculously sweaty
(Steadman)>and he spend the entire night being awkward and staring at siaxis gf
(Steadman)>and after that they did not meet up again...
Iron Survivor> you missed something in your sig. he also smells like cheese
5:Kaiten> Flat out, life sucks =P
5:VaGINa> ...Was your mom a Beaver, Cause Dam Girl
5:Miami Chick> life is a chill boat ride with a couple of rocks and waterfalls
5:Miami Chick> rofl
5:Lumber> and a hurricane
5:Kaiten> rofl
5:Miami Chick> lol thanks lumber -.-
5:Lumber> named Hurricane Herpes
5:Kaiten> loooool
5:Lumber> hahaha
5:Miami Chick> l o l.
1:Mango.> i hit a black girl in the head with a bouncy ball today
This pic has, as far as I can tell, no retouching. She's fuckin' sexy, and completely natural (you can tell from her nudies). She has just the right amount of curves, and a perfect face:
her face is fugly along with her legs, are you kidding me? if this girl is perfect than fuck... all of my ex g/fs were top 5 hottest women in the world... cuz this bitch is ugly
RaCka> imagine standing out as a retard on subspace
RaCka> mad impressive
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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