President Barack Obama

[Noah]

Yay!

[Stompa]

HeavenSent: greatest troll ever

[Soilderz]

Obammaaaa mabamma mama bamma

[Spikester]

Can't believe Heavensent is really buying all the bullshit stories about some ancient prophecy. Try to understand that there is no such thing as a god sitting on some cloud throwing lightningbolts at people. Believing in that, you might aswell believe in santa.

Bush is out 1-10

Obama wins this round!

I'm just happy Bush is out of the house, maybe things will actually change.

Edit: And in the ancient scrolls I wrote 15 years ago it says that the world will end in two hours. Guess we're all doomed.

[Spikester]

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[Fit of Rage]

^^^ This.

[Da1andonly]

Heavensent is even worse now compared to his jesus bullshit earlier on

anyway, thank you america!

[Rhino_haha]

You know what? I don't want the $20. If you're wrong, I want you to shut up about all the two-bit conspiracy theory bullshit. That's a win-win: you keep your hard earned dollars, and I don't have to wade through a wall of Alex Jones-fueled text.

dude keep his hard earned dollars, dude did you forget man we totally just elected a socialist terrorist muslim ..sympathizer? Also he's arab.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

I've already said ealier... to which Conc will receive $20 if I am wrong.

You know what? I don't want the $20. If you're wrong, I want you to shut up about all the two-bit conspiracy theory bullshit. That's a win-win: you keep your hard earned dollars, and I don't have to wade through a wall of Alex Jones-fueled text.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

please answer, who did you vote for?

Gorlock for President!

[Money]

Kahlan> Michelle Obama has a badonkadonk.
Kahlan> I would hit it from the back.

[Money]

so will i

[Liquid Blue]

why even fill this thread up with the nonsensical paranoia rambling


don't feed his need for attention with that shit

Obama is going to be fucking the everliving shit out of his wife tonight

[HeavenSent]

the world is going to end in 2012 anyways, the mayans said so.

Only a world controlled by puppet masters will end. People will continue to live [in bliss] and progress on earth. :P

* The Mayan calendar ends its cycle on 2012.
* Jewish tradition says God deals with man for 6000 years. (from 4000 BC)
* In the Apocrypha, in the second book of Ezra, says the time of the world is divided into 12 parts. In his time, he was already halfway through the 10th part (500 BC). Add 2 parts @1000 years per and we're back to around 2000.
* God says man's time on earth is 120 jubilee years. At 50 years per brings us again to around 2000.
* A post biblical prophet, St. Malachay predicted the popes to the end. He predicted this pope Benedict would be the one to bring us to the end. Not that Benedict would be the last, but that Benedict would turn his papacy over to the Anti-Christ. http://members.aol.com/larrypahl/malachay.htm
* Even Nostradamus predicts 1000 years of peace after the last great war. Which coincides with the bible.

I'm sure there's more. This is just from my own recollection.

[Money]

the world is going to end in 2012 anyways, the mayans said so.